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Thirteenth Shot
[Sister has found Tex in the duckpond and is currently throwing pieces of bread for her. Not that Sister knows this is Tex. That would be asking for much too high of a brain function. She has her journal open beside her]
So..who was having tentacle sex? Because, man, that would have been SO awesome. Can you bring the tentacle sex thingie back? I'll look after it, I SWEAR.
So..who was having tentacle sex? Because, man, that would have been SO awesome. Can you bring the tentacle sex thingie back? I'll look after it, I SWEAR.
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I could look into the toy thing, I mean, for... Yeah, for your problem.
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...You will? That would be AWESOME! I'll totally repay you in sexual favours or something.
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Uh, though, who are you? [LOL he's been chatting away, not even knowing who he's talking to]
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I'm Sister!
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There's spellcheck and I have an editor, so I don't have to be really smart.
[a beat] I'm Chuck... and seriously? Sister? That's... well, I guess celebrities name their kids odd things. Pilot Inspektor... Coco... Apple... why not -
Yeah, so I can try to help.
Oh, that beach thing, maybe if you got a matching metal top - it'd be like fashion.
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Huh? Oh, Mom called me Kaikaina, but everyone calls me Sister.
See? You're TOTALLY smart. That would be so HOOOOT.
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[exhales and clears his throat]
Right so... I'll, huh, I guess I'll look into this. I mean, for you.
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Awesome! I totally owe you and I'll try to stop my big brother from hunting you down and killing you.
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[.........]
[...........] Is that a risk?
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He gets really weird about me and boys sometimes. I think he buried my first boyfriend in the back yard.
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Well, uh, thanks for the warning? [Oh, Chuck. What'd you get yourself into now??]
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[Doom, Chuck. Lots of Doom]