☼☼☼Zachary Shines☼☼☼

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

[Dictated in a rather ominous tone at first]

There was once a giant turd in which many people lived. Their hands and feet were bound to girly teenage blogs so they could only write about asinine occurrences, and there were tacky curtains adorning their rooms. One day ... someone managed to break free from the teenage blogging.

And then found out ... there was still nothing to do.

Because this place ... sucked.

Sucks... this place sucks. Boringboring...boring. So boring. Ohgod...soboring. How did it come to be? Such a boring place? It is dreadful and horrid and putrid and it smells out here, and everyone keeps taking bathroom breaks, and no one told me if I should bring bug spray, and I do not like the eerie feeling I am getting.

Perhaps it is because the Castle knows I have found out its secret.

[OPEN OR THROUGH JOURNAL; zachary is on the trip |D not that anyone wants him to be there]

Comments

dictated;

[prominency.livejournal.com]

Its secret?

dictated back;

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

Yes, its secret. Would you like to be let in on it?

[fiyapowaa.livejournal.com]

[Have some baby tiger vomit for your troubles.

Oh, I went there.]

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

UGH. What the hell!? It looks like baby food!

/ON THE TRIP..

[badtouchmybad.livejournal.com]

[ is standing right behind him and hears every word zach says ]

Sugah, maybe you should've stayed back in the castle then.

/HAS...BEEN STARING PROBABLY...

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. I will not even try to defend the error in judgment that led me to accompanying all of these morons. [Looks over his shoulder at her]

Though, it's too late... to turn back now...

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

[ROLLING HER EYES]

You can turn back at any point, you know, so stop whining or you'll be eating mud.

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

Does anyone hear this girl!? [POINTS TO CASSIE WITH HIS WAND] She keeps threatening me! I see madness slowly forming in her eyes ... she will be the first to suggest cannibalism, I swear!

Dictated

[azarath.livejournal.com]

You whine too much.

Dictated back...

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

... I ... --

I just do it to pass the time.

[ruin-mania.livejournal.com]

It's hardly my fault. You wouldn't tell me what "bug spray" was.

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

[Longgg siigh] To be honest, you've been one of the only tolerable personalities here.

[scouring.livejournal.com]

No one is stopping you from walking back to the castle if this trip is too much for you.

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

You're wrong, Robin. There is someone stopping me.

the great thing about nerdy characters is the ability to roleplay in meme.

[bluespells.livejournal.com]

Quick, somebody call a wambulance.

IKR? pop references and all of that

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

Oh, WOW! Did you ruminate over that one for a while? Quite frankly that is, without a doubt, the most clever insult ever thrown at me! Kudos, I am not only defeated but my spirit is so broken down I have decided to terminate my own life.

This message will self destruct in five seconds.

[khaji-da.livejournal.com]

I brought along some bug spray if you really want some.

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

Oh. Ah, thank you. Surprised someone's actually resourceful, here. [Looks at his hands] I could technically make some appear, but with the threats that exist out here, I've decided to conserve all magic energy -- even at the expense of my patience.

1/2

[wornbright.livejournal.com]

You found out Paradisa's secret? What is-- [ read above... ]

[wornbright.livejournal.com]

You must really miss your home.

dictated;

[prominency.livejournal.com]

Its secret?

dictated back;

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

Yes, its secret. Would you like to be let in on it?

[fiyapowaa.livejournal.com]

[Have some baby tiger vomit for your troubles.

Oh, I went there.]

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

UGH. What the hell!? It looks like baby food!

/ON THE TRIP..

[badtouchmybad.livejournal.com]

[ is standing right behind him and hears every word zach says ]

Sugah, maybe you should've stayed back in the castle then.

/HAS...BEEN STARING PROBABLY...

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. I will not even try to defend the error in judgment that led me to accompanying all of these morons. [Looks over his shoulder at her]

Though, it's too late... to turn back now...

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

[ROLLING HER EYES]

You can turn back at any point, you know, so stop whining or you'll be eating mud.

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

Does anyone hear this girl!? [POINTS TO CASSIE WITH HIS WAND] She keeps threatening me! I see madness slowly forming in her eyes ... she will be the first to suggest cannibalism, I swear!

Dictated

[azarath.livejournal.com]

You whine too much.

Dictated back...

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

... I ... --

I just do it to pass the time.

[ruin-mania.livejournal.com]

It's hardly my fault. You wouldn't tell me what "bug spray" was.

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

[Longgg siigh] To be honest, you've been one of the only tolerable personalities here.

[scouring.livejournal.com]

No one is stopping you from walking back to the castle if this trip is too much for you.

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

You're wrong, Robin. There is someone stopping me.

the great thing about nerdy characters is the ability to roleplay in meme.

[bluespells.livejournal.com]

Quick, somebody call a wambulance.

IKR? pop references and all of that

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

Oh, WOW! Did you ruminate over that one for a while? Quite frankly that is, without a doubt, the most clever insult ever thrown at me! Kudos, I am not only defeated but my spirit is so broken down I have decided to terminate my own life.

This message will self destruct in five seconds.

[khaji-da.livejournal.com]

I brought along some bug spray if you really want some.

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

Oh. Ah, thank you. Surprised someone's actually resourceful, here. [Looks at his hands] I could technically make some appear, but with the threats that exist out here, I've decided to conserve all magic energy -- even at the expense of my patience.

1/2

[wornbright.livejournal.com]

You found out Paradisa's secret? What is-- [ read above... ]

[wornbright.livejournal.com]

You must really miss your home.