☼☼☼Zachary Shines☼☼☼

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

[Dictated in a rather ominous tone at first]

There was once a giant turd in which many people lived. Their hands and feet were bound to girly teenage blogs so they could only write about asinine occurrences, and there were tacky curtains adorning their rooms. One day ... someone managed to break free from the teenage blogging.

And then found out ... there was still nothing to do.

Because this place ... sucked.

Sucks... this place sucks. Boringboring...boring. So boring. Ohgod...soboring. How did it come to be? Such a boring place? It is dreadful and horrid and putrid and it smells out here, and everyone keeps taking bathroom breaks, and no one told me if I should bring bug spray, and I do not like the eerie feeling I am getting.

Perhaps it is because the Castle knows I have found out its secret.

[OPEN OR THROUGH JOURNAL; zachary is on the trip |D not that anyone wants him to be there]

Comments

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

I'd gladly take on such a responsibility. I'm a very reliable magic-user, you know.

[ruin-mania.livejournal.com]

I'd appreciate that very much, of course - though magic itself is somewhat less than reliable this far out.