☼☼☼Zachary Shines☼☼☼

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

[Dictated in a rather ominous tone at first]

There was once a giant turd in which many people lived. Their hands and feet were bound to girly teenage blogs so they could only write about asinine occurrences, and there were tacky curtains adorning their rooms. One day ... someone managed to break free from the teenage blogging.

And then found out ... there was still nothing to do.

Because this place ... sucked.

Sucks... this place sucks. Boringboring...boring. So boring. Ohgod...soboring. How did it come to be? Such a boring place? It is dreadful and horrid and putrid and it smells out here, and everyone keeps taking bathroom breaks, and no one told me if I should bring bug spray, and I do not like the eerie feeling I am getting.

Perhaps it is because the Castle knows I have found out its secret.

[OPEN OR THROUGH JOURNAL; zachary is on the trip |D not that anyone wants him to be there]

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[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

[ROLLING HER EYES]

You can turn back at any point, you know, so stop whining or you'll be eating mud.

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

Does anyone hear this girl!? [POINTS TO CASSIE WITH HIS WAND] She keeps threatening me! I see madness slowly forming in her eyes ... she will be the first to suggest cannibalism, I swear!

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

If roasting you on a spit is the only way to shut you up, I will GLADLY succumb to cannibalism.

[scouring.livejournal.com]

[Somewhere... nearby?

Have an poor attempt to cover a laugh as he tries not to look amused by that]

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

IJus--juh...whah... [Looks around in disbelief; mouth agape] No one sees this? No one cares? Is this one of those things you just accept? Like how we come to accept that war and death and injustice will happen everywhere? Do you all just ... accept that we let a dangerous creature on to our merry trip?

[badtouchmybad.livejournal.com]

[ sighs ]

Ah'd have to sock you one myself.

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they do.

[dark, mock-evil voice]

But such injustices are just a part of life. They're all onto me, but if they dare say something... well, they know the consequences. Ha ha ha.

Shut up.

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

You're rather abusive, you know. Why can't you be peaceful, like Wonder Woman?

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

Because I'm not a perfect woman formed from clay.

Why can't you be mature, instead of whining like a three year old on a road trip?

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

Because there's a monster under my bed that keeps growling and snarling hideously at me.

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

[Kicks him in the butt. Lightly, but enough to leave mud on his pants.]

Do you know who you're insulting there, buddy? :|

[inheriting.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, Cass. You're just more woman than he'll ever be able to handle, so he's trying to bluff himself up to make himself feel better in the face of people he's trying--hilariously unsuccessfully--to get on his side.

[Ooh, nice kick.]

We could always ask Tim for his Bat-Tape and tie him to a tree.

MG SHE STARTED IT WITH THE THREATS

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

[Okay, a light Amazon kick in the butt is still enough for him to make a surprised yelp, and then shoot her a glare.] Ahgreat, here comes the cavalry. [ROLLS his eyes, glancing at the SuperCouple with a frustrated look]

Yes, yes, you've made your point. Continue to follow simplistic preschool morals and think that I'm complaining for reasons other than how utterly ordinary and plain you all are. You've ruled the bleachers, Kryptonian. Now just give your girlfriend a letter jacket and you two will be set.

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

[mildly annoyed, because she doesn't need her boyfriend to help her handle this.] Appreciate it, but stay out of it, Kon.

Seriously, Zachary –– go back to the castle. We're not here for your entertainment. Just go.

[inheriting.livejournal.com]

He won't shut up about it, Cass. It's kind of hard to stay out of it when he won't stop whining.

[:/ Annoyed look.]

Seriously, man, why are you here? If we're that annoying to you, you could've just stayed back at the castle. Problem solved.

[abrakadouchebag.livejournal.com]

I'm here because the nature of this journey appealed to me. It's why one goes to school to learn despite hating their peers and being bored out of their minds. You can stop puffing out your chests now, you two. You've asserted your "dominance." Just don't pee all over the place to mark your territory.

[inheriting.livejournal.com]

Then shut up about it. You wanted to come and you knew what was going to happen while we were out here. You're not doing yourself any favors by coming after us just because we're asking you to stop complaining.