Night 007;

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

...Hmm. Is that right? It seems just a little off.

Well, it's a good start. Fourth time's the charm.


[[ooc; he gets an A for affort :') open as well, since he's just...sitting in the main lobby trying to get this shit right]]

Comments

[imply.livejournal.com]

Must be a shame to know you're alone like that. [it's a fair enough game.]

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

I like to think I'm independent.

[imply.livejournal.com]

And often ignored.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[BRB GETTING IN YOUR HEAD AGAIN]

At least I'm not babied.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[GOD DAMMIT YOU JERK! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BADTOUCHING ME LIKE THAT?!]

You're also horrible at figuring things out through inferences. You certainly are a class act, Babs.

[while it may have been a touching display of familial love, such a thing wasn't very common. Gilbert was a fail who kept abandoning Elliot and Vincent was simply a sadist who's hobby was stabbing stuffed animals. they were quite the family, indeed. but thoughts like that were never voiced out loud, of course. for obvious reasons.]

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[all the better to provoke thought in you my dear; he's watching those two thoughts with interest and grinning a little]

I saw the way they rush over for you. You're their little baby Ellie♥

[imply.livejournal.com]

[PERVERT.]

THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I'M THE YOUNGEST!

[and probably the most stubborn and hard-headed. and more likely than not to force his opinion on people. because it's his way or they better just shut up. what a family, indeed. they were all messed up in their own way.

besides. even if the two were adopted and Elliot was told to stay away from them, he never did. family was family, after all, even if it was a dysfunctional one.]

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

The youngest and cutest. [PATTING YOUR HEAD. LIKE A CREEPER]

That older brother of yours was pretty beautiful...you didn't get his good looks at all. [show him moooooooore~]

[imply.livejournal.com]

[swats purposely at his hand. don't give me your germs. |:]

HE'S ADOPTED!

[...not that he actually had any problems saying such a thing. most knew it back home, anyway, so it wasn't a huge secret. it... really didn't bother him - the fact that he didn't look like the other two, that was. the other two were the one's related to one another by blood.]

AND WHAT DO I CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT LOOKS, ANYWAY! YOU'RE NO PRIZE, YOURSELF!

[unless it was to a freak show, Babs. normal people don't have five eyes. geez. what kind of sideshow attraction was he, anyway? did he escape from a traveling circus? actually. that would explain a lot of things. the poor, neglected creeper. no wonder he had no social skills and horrible fashion.]

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[asklhfakjdhfka ELLIE YOU'RE SUCH A HEART BREAKER. Those eyes are all going to turn on you at that thought as he pulls his hand back and huffs. He's delicious and arabian-looking, damn you]

I'm dashing and handsome. You just have no taste.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[he still loves you, Babs. Even though you're a circus side-show attraction ♥.]

Even if you think you are, you still have no grace about it. You'd be the kind of person who'd go on one date and the other would never follow up because of your lack of etiquette and brash behaviour.

[ps: he still wants to see those eyes. he'll just never say this outloud, either.]

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[if you ask real nice and promise not to touch, he might just let him do it B) and then give him a nosebleed]

...So you do think I'm handsome. And dashing.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[...what if he promises not to touch too hard?]

NO I DON'T!

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[just don't lick it like Minatsuki did]

Besides, how do you know I'm that kind of date? We haven't even gone out on one.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[like he would even consider licking it. what did he look like? a commoner?]

You look and act like it. And you keep proving it.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[if you ditched those threads and mussed that adorable hair up a little bit...]

At least I wouldn't make my date cry by yelling at them.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[...(unsure). that does have some merit;;]

THEY'D ONLY GET YELLED AT IF THEY DESERVED IT!

[so hypothetical but so true. there were plenty of reasons why Elliot didn't date. the fact that he was a very difficult person was somewhere among there.]

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

How ungentlemanly. You should never yell at a woman, Ellie. That's just rude.

[imply.livejournal.com]

LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BEING A GENTLEMAN!

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

My brother is a minister in England and an aristocrat.

[imply.livejournal.com]

We've already established that such things don't mean anything, remember? You were the one who decided upon it.

Besides.

It still means nothing. You've been everything BUT gentlemanly so far.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

Then let's start over, with no yelling this time♥

[imply.livejournal.com]

All right. Fine. Let's see how this goes.

Hi. I'm Elliot.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you Ellie, I'm Wisely. [holds out his hand all :D]

[imply.livejournal.com]

[gives him a pleasant enough hand shake.] It's nice to meet you as well, Wisely.

I hope you don't mind if I call you Babs.