Night 007;

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

...Hmm. Is that right? It seems just a little off.

Well, it's a good start. Fourth time's the charm.


[[ooc; he gets an A for affort :') open as well, since he's just...sitting in the main lobby trying to get this shit right]]

Comments

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

It's too much trouble to get into all that now. It's a really long story, and I don't want to keep you up past your bed time. [HEADPATS. despite that fact that it's like....just after dinner when I posted this ffffff]

[imply.livejournal.com]

Then why don't you go ahead and make it my bedtime story? [in other words... 'bedtime? like hell i have one.']

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[.....|D bfhafajhdjs ahahaha it almost sounds innuendoish when you say it like that bb♥]

Wow, Ellie. You move fast♥ I had no idea we were so close already.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[fashiaesodrhewnaikhsere- GODDAMMIT BABS!]

I figured you'd appreciate it.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to tuck you in too?

[imply.livejournal.com]

I didn't think I'd have to ask.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[UGH. SO MUCH. FFFUUUUUUNNNNNNNN]

Make sure you brush your teeth first though, or you'll get cavities.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING ON?!]

Can I have a kiss on the forehead, too?

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

Only if you say pretty-please. [BECAUSE ALL NOAHS ARE PERVERTS. |D and he knows Elliot will try to outdo him ajsfka HE WANTS TO SEE HIM TRY]

[imply.livejournal.com]

[...he's not going to doubt that one bit. it makes him feel a whole lot better about his dysfunctional family.]

Shall I just go ahead and call you 'dear'?

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

I was going to say "big bro" but that works too. [Elliot he just....he wants to show you to Mina so bad you are the greatest thing since Pharos and Toaster]

[imply.livejournal.com]

[is that... a good or bad thing?]

'Dear' sounds more intimate.

sdgjs YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[.....PROBABLY NOT SO GREAT FOR ELLIOT but just dandy for Wisely :D]

You're right. Should I start calling you "honey"?

see what~?

[imply.livejournal.com]

[one day he'll learn. ONE DAY.]

Go right ahead. It's only fair and fitting.

;3;b good girl

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

Honey♥ [jdfak meanwhile Wisely dies laughing on the inside]

/beams.

[imply.livejournal.com]

...Dear. [asdrj- dammitdammitdammit.]

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[/WINNINNNGGGGGG]

Say it with more feeling.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[for just that moment...]

Dear ♥.

[there was a momentary pause.]

While I'm at it, would you like me to be your mentor?

[it was exactly as what it was implyng, Babs. who better to help you with that pesky little learning thing than a student from a prestigious school?]

1/2

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

--! [asdjkh damnit Ellie that is cheating and you know it why u gotta bring up his illiteracy]

2/2

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[two can play at that game B(]

Now now honey. Keep it in your pants.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[maybe he cares enough to teach him ♥.]

So you're a bit shy I see. Colour me surprised.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

Call me old-fashioned. [damnit get ooouuuttttttttt he doesn't need your....literacy lessons B(]

[imply.livejournal.com]

You don't know how happy that truly makes me feel ♥.

[of course he does. how else is Elliot supposed to write jabs in his direction if he can't read or understand them?]

1/3

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

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