Night 007;

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[Dictated]

...Hmm. Is that right? It seems just a little off.

Well, it's a good start. Fourth time's the charm.


[[ooc; he gets an A for affort :') open as well, since he's just...sitting in the main lobby trying to get this shit right]]

Comments

[imply.livejournal.com]

[...what if he promises not to touch too hard?]

NO I DON'T!

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[just don't lick it like Minatsuki did]

Besides, how do you know I'm that kind of date? We haven't even gone out on one.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[like he would even consider licking it. what did he look like? a commoner?]

You look and act like it. And you keep proving it.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[if you ditched those threads and mussed that adorable hair up a little bit...]

At least I wouldn't make my date cry by yelling at them.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[...(unsure). that does have some merit;;]

THEY'D ONLY GET YELLED AT IF THEY DESERVED IT!

[so hypothetical but so true. there were plenty of reasons why Elliot didn't date. the fact that he was a very difficult person was somewhere among there.]

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

How ungentlemanly. You should never yell at a woman, Ellie. That's just rude.

[imply.livejournal.com]

LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BEING A GENTLEMAN!

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

My brother is a minister in England and an aristocrat.

[imply.livejournal.com]

We've already established that such things don't mean anything, remember? You were the one who decided upon it.

Besides.

It still means nothing. You've been everything BUT gentlemanly so far.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

Then let's start over, with no yelling this time♥

[imply.livejournal.com]

All right. Fine. Let's see how this goes.

Hi. I'm Elliot.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you Ellie, I'm Wisely. [holds out his hand all :D]

[imply.livejournal.com]

[gives him a pleasant enough hand shake.] It's nice to meet you as well, Wisely.

I hope you don't mind if I call you Babs.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

Only when we're alone. [and yes, he said that just to be creepy. HE STILL HATES THAT NAME]

[imply.livejournal.com]

[...he should know by now that Elliot never backs down.]

I'll be sure only to use it in privacy, then.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[he is going to enjoy abusing that from the core of his very being]

The Young Master is so considerate.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[it's going to get both of them into so much trouble.]

Why thank you for noticing.

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[srsly, it really is]

See? Things worked out much better when you used your inside voice. We're already the best of friends.

1/2

[imply.livejournal.com]

Just for reference, the other is my inside voice as well.

[imply.livejournal.com]

On a slightly different note, Babs, I'd like to inquire about something. It seems that a few people been warning me to stay away from you "Noah". Why is that?

[...he was bound to ask sooner or later.
ps: NOW can I touch those eyes?]

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[gawd Ellie such a one-track mind IT ISN'T ALL ABOUT EYE-TOUCHING YOU KNOW]

Oh? What have you heard about us?

[imply.livejournal.com]

[IT'S NOT OFTEN HE MEETS SOMEONE WITH MORE THAN TWO EYES. what if he promises to do it privately?]

Simply that an individual would be better to stay away from you. That you're different and dangerous.

...and that you can only be killed by Exorcists.

[...were you a demon from Hell, Babs? because, actually, now that he thinks on it, he wouldn't be all too surprised given what had transpired earlier.]

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

[asjkhak he feels so pimp all of a sudden, mang. A demon? That's hardcore B)]

That's not entirely true... If it seems that way, it's only because everyone else is weak. We're mortal like everyone else.

[imply.livejournal.com]

[generally demons are only killed by Exorcists, after all.]

Then why would someone want to perpetuate that kind of lie?

So what's the story.

[after all. there was a story behind everything and it was one that was rooted in Babs' homeworld, obviously. he could have always of just found himself one of those "Exorcists" and asked them, but for some reason he thought he'd rather hear it from Babs' side first.]

[wiseassly.livejournal.com]

Stop calling me Babs and maybe I'll consider it. [even if his head....Barbara asklfjalk]