PARADISA LOST

[Who is playing Turkey In The Straw, and why won't it stop? Shouldn't everyone be more focused on fires and prisons breaks and the return of our brave explorers?

Or you could just watch a black and white topless mouse playing a fiddle as she goes through the castle hallways and then out into the streets. She seems to lack most basic bone structure as she wildly plays with loopy elbows and loose legs. Some of you might recognize Minnie Mouse, and others just might want that damn music to stop already. Even when she stops playing for a moment to take a look at her surroundings, it still seems to play on without her. Oh well! She shrugs, and resumes her fiddling, wondering that steam boat has gone.]

With Halloween coming up, that means we'll be seeing plenty of candy and sweets!

So I was wondering... what's your favorite sweet? I absolutely adore chocolate cheesecake~!

[If you come by Minnie Mouse's room today, you might notice a few balloons escaping and floating down the hallway.]

I suppose this is one of the kinder pranks the castle is playing.

[Also, whether you're in the hallway or have your journal opening, you might be hearing an old timey piano playing nonsensical songs. Actually walking into the room, you will find a gigantic fairground! Ferris wheels, puppet shows, ice cream booths, spinning giant tea cups, and there are games galore. Everything is brightly colorful, and even the inanimate objects seem to swing along to the music every so often. Minnie is sitting comfortably on a rainbow colored bench, having some tea while her entire headspace bounces with life. This is all completely normal to her.

Welcome to Disney World Town, folks. Care to visit before It's A Small World begins to play?]

I hope everyone is doing well. I wouldn't mind this prank staying a little while longer.

[dictated]

Hello everyone. I hope you're all doing well.

I was wondering if anyone would like to hear some fairy tales from my world, for some fun. Or if you'd like to share any! I do love a good story.

[and for anyone who wants to go 'giant talking mouse wtf', the action option means she's currently in the library, sitting comfortably while flipping through books.]

[The following is dictated, her hands far too shaky to write. Her voice is rather shaky too.]

I-If anyone from the navy can hear this... If any other ships can hear this...

If you must fight, please, keep it one on one! The guns, and the canons - there are children on this ship! They shouldn't have to get hurt, or worse, j-just because of being put at the wrong place and the wrong time! I won't stand for it! No treasure or reward is more important than their lives!

[dictated]

Hello everyone! I hope you're all having a nice day.

So I was a little curious about all the other worlds and homes you all come from, so I thought I'd ask - are there any other members of royalty here? Or do you know some?

[OH MY GOD THERE'S A GIANT RAT IN THE KITCHEN.

... Except it's not giant, she's probably up to your knees, for full grown adult humans. And she's not a rat, she's a mouse. In fact, it's a humming mouse, going through all of the kitchen cupboards and fridge, keeping a note of all the ingredients.]

Good, good, very good... Why, we might have enough ingredients for those ice cream flavors for all the new friends I've made here, with plenty to spare~! I'll have to tell Chopper soon.

[But then she decides to take a break, sitting comfortably on a chair, a piece of cheese in hand, absently nibbling it.]

I still haven't found Mister Abel Nightroad... But then, I haven't gotten the night terrors either... Oh, this is all so terribly confusing. Maybe I should ask Mister Crowley about it... What to do, what to do...