The Gallopin' Gaucho [3]

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[Now, as a Disney character, bursting into song is actually quite normal for our dear little Minnie. She's happily sitting outside under a tree, listening to all of the people sing. How nice, how sweet... then she begins to hum... then, out of her own control...]

Uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, oh!
Uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, oh!

Check it out, goin' out on the late night
Lookin' tight, feelin' nice, it's a cock fight
I can tell, I just know that it's goin' down tonight

At the door we don't wait 'cause we know them
At the bar, six shots, just beginnin'
That's when dickhead put his hands on me, but you see

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life

'Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just u + ur hand tonight

Uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, oh!
Uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, oh!

Midnight, I'm drunk, I don't give a fuck
Wanna dance by myself, guess you're outta luck
Don't touch, back up, I'm not the one, uh buh-bye!

Listen up it's just not happenin'
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight, a'ight?

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life

'Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just u + ur hand tonight

Uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, oh!
Uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, oh!
(Break break break, break it, break it down)

You're in the corner with your boys, you bet 'em five bucks
You'd get the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck
We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see
So quit spillin' your drinks on me, yeah

You know who you are
High-fivin', talkin' shit
But you're going home alone, aren't ya?

'Cause I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life

'Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just u + ur hand tonight

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life

'Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just u + ur hand tonight

[Once it's done, she stares down at the journal. She didn't even know what half of those words meant!]

What about my hand...?