1 ♦ harlequin
Mar. 12th, 2011 05:59 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
[Sleeping, Harley sighs and burrows further into her mountain of toys. She's comfortable. The toys are warm and feel a bit more resistant than usual and a bit more unified too...
She cracks one eye open and sees that, instead of toys, she's curled up next to someone else. Shrugging, she snuggles further.
Wait.]
AHHHH!
[Harley shrieks and rolls off the bed and to the floor and on top of a journal. For the sake of having something at least to use as a make-shift weapon, she grabs it.]
RED! KITTY! SOMEONE BROKE IN AND WANTS TO ABDUCT ME AND TAKE ME AWAY! RED!
[They don't answer. She's not in her room. Or in the shelter from the looks of it. Which is probably why neither Red or Kitty have come in bearing vengeance and pain and whips. But there's something else that freaks her out even more. Something that makes her hold the journal over her head like a bat from hell and scream at it and everything else in the vicinity.]
WHERE'S MY MALLET, CREEP?!
[ooc: To whomever is brave enough, feel free to be the one she woke up next to and risk a smack of doom. Everyone else tell her in person or via journal to shut up.]
She cracks one eye open and sees that, instead of toys, she's curled up next to someone else. Shrugging, she snuggles further.
Wait.]
AHHHH!
[Harley shrieks and rolls off the bed and to the floor and on top of a journal. For the sake of having something at least to use as a make-shift weapon, she grabs it.]
RED! KITTY! SOMEONE BROKE IN AND WANTS TO ABDUCT ME AND TAKE ME AWAY! RED!
[They don't answer. She's not in her room. Or in the shelter from the looks of it. Which is probably why neither Red or Kitty have come in bearing vengeance and pain and whips. But there's something else that freaks her out even more. Something that makes her hold the journal over her head like a bat from hell and scream at it and everything else in the vicinity.]
WHERE'S MY MALLET, CREEP?!
[ooc: To whomever is brave enough, feel free to be the one she woke up next to and risk a smack of doom. Everyone else tell her in person or via journal to shut up.]