paradisalost | Refrain 004; Jailbait

I'll meet you on the roof.

[won't bother replying because she's ttly on her way up there. With her cute little umbrella. And perfectly curled hair]

[already up there waiting, and dressed for the weather. It is fucking cold out B|]

[pfffft♥ Yaya's...just how she all is :|;;;]

Were you waiting long?

No.

[walks over and just... picks her up. Bridal style]

Let's go. They don't have the prison near the castle.

[hops onto the roof ledge and steps off without a second thought - right onto Diabound and his camouflaged hand]

[aklsjhfakj k-kyaaaa *A*// Yaya ttly blinks for a moment before just getting a good hold with her arms around her neck all deadpan]

Alright.

[aha loli ♥ they'll fly straight to the caves, and Bakura is inwardly so annoyed because it's fucking freezing out

he won't have Diabound stop or anything once they reach them, either; they are diving straight through rock and the metal wall additions to the prison]

[oh whoaaaaa that was weird]

---!

[phasing is the shit; once they're in the jail area Diabound is going back into himself and he's landing lightly on the ground, then setting her down]

Is this supposed to be three thousand years worth of progress?? Pathetic!

[Yaya just peers around curiously~]

It is a very strange place indeed... Which way is the Joker?

What took so long, sweetheart? I was beginning to feel unwanted.

[that sing-song call is coming from your right, Yaya... the Joker is leaning leisurely against the wall, turning a card over in his hand]

Well, aren't you a dollface? I'm sure The Ventriloquist would love to get his hand up your skirt! HAHA!

[is laying on her stomach, swinging her legs back and forth, until these people come on in] Ooooh, visitors!

There's your answer. [not terribly impressed with the Joker right now, but oh well] And that woman that was with him.

Don't take too long. I don't know what kinds of traps they have set up here.

I won't be long. [addressed to Bakura, before she turns to the Joker~ ttly ignoring you sorry Harls )':]

I was impressed by your show Mister Joker. It was very funny.

However I'm only interested in the strongest and smartest... So if you promise become my friend I will release you from this cell so that you may continue to make more enjoyable events in Paradisa for me. I trust this is agreeable? [very straightforward :|b]

[...HAHAA! is this kid for real? but she already won points - nothing was more persuasive to Mistah Jay than stroking his ego. the Joker lets out a sharp laugh, flicking the card into the darkness of the cell - it was past light's out - before heading towards the door and putting on his best innocent face]

But of coooourse, dollface! How could I say no to a face like yours?

Get me outta here, and we'll paint the town red, just you and me. Whaddya say, kiddo?

[dude wtf is so offended HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME OUT?????]

Mistah Jay, you can't really be thinkin' of goin' off with this blonde bimbo and .... [sniffles ....]

[you guys have your conversation, he's just going to be on alert for anything suspicious. This is the first place he's broken into where he hasn't been able to memorize all the traps, and getting caught isn't going to happen on his watch]

[ffff sorry Harley you're getting ignored again BUT I LOVE YOU STILL while Yaya hold out a hand and it just...man I don't even know how to explain just look at the icon dude]

It's a promise, then.

[SLASHING OPEN THE CELL BARS OR SOMETHING IDEK; and oops there might be some disk-shaped feathers embedding themselves in the back of the cell. Lucky for you Joker she avoided aiming where you were standing since that would defeat the purpose of coming here :>]

[ooh, she's ~special.~ he's grinning as he steps out of the cell with a flourishing bow to the cameras, completely ignoring Harley's existence as he does so and strolling casually to Lady Yaya's side]

Not bad, kid. [he glances up into the surveillance camera, giving it a long, studious stare before a dark, threatening smile overtakes his face; the laughter starts, low and dangerous, as he wraps an arm around Yaya's shoulders and starts guiding her back towards Bakura...]

This place'll be swarming with freaks in a few minutes, pumpkin, so I suggest we make a dramatic exit before the Boy Blunder and the Dork Knight make a re-apperance.

[screeches and ducks to avoid ... whatever those things were. and she's just huddling on the floor with her hands over her head before she realizes ... he's leaving without her D8 she definitely wants to get out of here, though, so she'll jump up to follow] H-hey, wait a sec!

[glances back before following the Joker's gaze up to the camera. Not sure what that thing is, but apparently it's significant....

And with a slight smirk and chuckle of his own any lights that are still on are shattering, one by one]

[fff, totally letting herself be led away by the Joker and just...blinking a little. More physical contact than shes ever had in her whole life just happened, but she'll glance back finally when you make noise Harley♥ even if it's short-lived when the lights go out]

...I suppose it is time to go then. Will be be taking the other one with us as well, Mister Joker? [she looks up at hiiiim, even in the pitch black...or w/e is there after the lights die one by one]

Oh, her? [he tosses a glance behind him as the lights slowly begin to die overhead before tossing a dismissing wave in her direction] Might as well, while we're here. Come along, Harley-girl! Don't keep Daddy waiting or he's leaving you behind.

[he glared at the blaring alarm system, sticking a finger in his ear] Think you made it loud enough, Stark?! A clown can't hear himself think!

[akljlwekjwe when the lights start shattering she ... screeches again and reaches out to cling to the closest thing available. hi bakura]

[there's the loud sound of a huge metal barricade slamming down in the hallway behind the group, blocking off one of the two directions they can flee: then this red suit of high-tech armor is waltzing up from the other direction, illuminated by the glow from the chest]

I don't suppose asking you guys very nicely to get into a cell is going to work, is it?

[they can't see it, but he's got each of them targeted by his HUD]

[oh what the fuck pausing then looking very NOT PLEASED at Harley]

Let go of me you wh -

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[- hold up the sound of the barricade is making him jump a bit, and then he's noticing Stark]

.....

Finally! This break-in has been more than pathetic so far! No challenge at all!

[.... shoves at Harley with one hand]

[...ooooh, this should be fun♥ Let's see how strong you guys are compared to the "good" guy *A*]

...Tee hee. Looks like there was someone here after all. [and yes, that laugh was in monotone]

[the Joker observes this display with an arch of a brow. well, this was more like it.] I was beginning to get insulted! Honestly, the Bats used to come crawling out of the woodwork when I so much as sneezed!

[he released Yaya, waltzing up to Bakura and leaning towards his ear with a hand on his shoulder]

Sorry, kid, but we'll have to reschedule playtime. This place will be swarming with spandex in no time flat - so, unless you have some kryptonite or attractive radioactive girlfriends handy, it's time to can it.

[when Bakura pushes her she stumbles back with a loud "whoooaaaa!" and .. lands on her ass. ow. but she gets back up, dusting off her ass. ignoring Joker ...] What're you expecting, Metal Man? It's cold and boring down here!

Iron Man, actually. Sorry if it's so boring, but the cable company never got around to installing those television sets I asked for.

But hey, if that's your answer.

[and then there is electricity surging through the floor, sorry guyz- though the guy in the metal suit seems, ironically, unaffected, that surge should be enough to put down most anybody]

[which means, although Joker is far too close to him to be comfortable, the psycho has good timing. Because even if some of that was totally incomprehensible to Bakura it's obvious he's right - being in a place built by the good guys puts them at an advantage

So Diabound is lifting all four of them up just before the electricity can do any major damage]

[WHICH IS STILL PAINFUL AKLSJKLF but there are more important things to deal with

namely, hauling Yaya into his arms again]

H - heh heh heh... next time, then.

[standing on Diabound's arm and having his Ka hold the Joker and Harley with his other arm, and they're all going straight up through the ceiling]

[ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-]

Phasing.

...Phasing.

Shit.

[CIAOOOOOOO~]

Well, this is new.

[he's hardly fazed - get it? fazed? phased? ha... ha - by the electrical charge; in fact, it'd be a little disappointing if there weren't a few traps laid out here and there. just before he disappears from sight, the Joker gives Tony a little wave and a broad smile]

Toodles, Tin-man! Give my regards to the Bat! We'll be seeing each other again real soon.

HAAAAhahahahaaHAHAAHaaaaa!

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