http://breaksurspine.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] breaksurspine.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2008-10-13 02:43 am
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-- sn't fair, you got a head start --!

[stops, and falls silent]

...Jake? What happened? 

[sounds a little scared, but isn't going to let it show]

Jacob Black! Come out here right now!

[eyes the journal, and reluctantly walks over, looking down]

...Hello? Jake? Mom, Dad? Someone?!

[identity profile] pledges.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Bella. I sort of... went home and came back.

Give her five minutes to explain?

[identity profile] obstinateness.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Aaaand she's just sitting on the bed with her legs crossed, glaring. I'm sure Emmett knows that look well :(]

...
shirtless: (gazing)

forever private to bella; he even passed up buying boardwalk to see her

[personal profile] shirtless 2008-10-13 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ he bursts through the door, journal tucked under his arm, and locks it behind him, pressing his back against the door ]

Bella what the fuck is going on? There is a girl saying you're her mother and that I imprinted on her.

What

I

[ lol brain exploding ]

[identity profile] dazzledbylight.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
What. Who... is your uh. Dad, then?

[ cringes; ]

Just. Give me a few moments here, okay? I don't even know if I believe you or not yet.

[identity profile] pledges.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ tries so hard to look innocent ]

Don't hate me too much, okay?

forever private to jacob;

[identity profile] dazzledbylight.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ staring at him from across the room; a little paler than usual ]

How am I supposed to know? I thought it was a joke, but Emmett keeps sounding disturbingly seriously.

[ pause ]

The castle messing with us?

[identity profile] dazzledbylight.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
How about you explain, Emmett.

[identity profile] obstinateness.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ She rolls her eyes with an exasperated sigh, getting up to go over to him]

So. Since when do we have a "niece".

[identity profile] pledges.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ draws an arrow up to the explanation (http://community.livejournal.com/paradisa/6709453.html?thread=271296461&style=mine#t271296461) he gave Rose ]

...any questions?

[identity profile] dazzledbylight.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
...pregnant? How does that even happen?! Edward's a... you're all... I just.

My head hurts. Why is she so big then?
shirtless: (serious)

[personal profile] shirtless 2008-10-13 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ panicking; shit he hates when girls do this, he is defenseless ]

Okay look. Nessie, right? First of all, you're safe. I'm safe, though I don't know why that means anything to you. But just... stay where you are. For now. I... will come find you. [ a bit of hesitation in that last part ]

((ooc: so pretty much he's freaking out because if what this girl says is true, he's been making out with her mother and he's scheduled to fall in love with her now. so i hope you understand why he's hesitating THIS much. D:))

[identity profile] pledges.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
By the sound of her right now she's probably at least seven. She grows really fast, though, as in... by the time she's seven, she'll look seventeen and will look like that for the rest of her life.

When I last saw her she wasn't quite four yet.
shirtless: (shy)

[personal profile] shirtless 2008-10-13 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
This is a stretch, even for the castle.

Wait, how does Emmett know? Is this his idea?

[identity profile] dazzledbylight.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
I heard. And yeah, I'm listening. It's loud because I am officially completely beyond weirded out now.

[identity profile] dazzledbylight.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Emmett says... [ she swallows hard ]

He says he went home and saw it all happen for himself.

[identity profile] pledges.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Er, with everything going on, I never asked Carlisle for details.

Accelerated growth rate. By the time she's seven, she'll look, act, and feel seventeen. And she'll be like that for the rest of her life.

[identity profile] obstinateness.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
...

[ ...She stops breathing. But she doesn't feel the need to gasp for air either. Her eyes open again and they are, ~*gold*~]

Am I ...?
shirtless: (thoughtful)

[personal profile] shirtless 2008-10-13 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Bells, Emmett hates me. He hates what we've got going. This... I haven't even heard of people going home without them forgetting they were ever here when they come back.

[identity profile] dazzledbylight.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
But he doesn't hate me. Not really, anyways. Why would he lie like that? And if he is lying, where did SHE come from?

[identity profile] dazzledbylight.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
This is seriously the craziest thing I've ever heard. You realize that, right? Please tell me you understand how this must sound from my perspective.

[identity profile] pledges.livejournal.com 2008-10-13 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ He looks at her and grins, yay ]

Normal again? Yeah.

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