053 - Collecting Dipshits

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[And he's found the wasted Den-O. And he's currently got him over his shoulder, fireman's carry]

So...uh...fuck. Exactly where are the special caves everyone is talking about?

[Edited in Later: NOW AT THE CAVES]

YO YO YO! Anyone fuckin home?

Comments

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[Fffff, what the hell is he doing. He sighs]

So, why the fuck you rushing off to go get your ass whooped if you're worried bout the kid? Wouldn't that shit fuck him up in the end even more?

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

If I didn't help 'im... he'd do it anyway, and get hurt worse. He's pretty gutsy... even a bit of a smartass... pretty cool kid once ya get to know 'im...

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Eh...maybe. Whatev.

Speaking of which...I didn't fuckin do this. Make him think it was some fuckin delusion or something.

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

Don't ask, don't tell. Can't... promise any more than that. [He's sick of lying to the kid. D:]

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

...Then he better not. I'm no fuckin hero. Not fuckin planning on being one either.

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

I get ya. Hell, where I'm from... I'm a traitor, not a freakin' hero.

Tch. Not like it... matters. The fight's better on this side of things. No chance for a ... freakin' awesome climax otherwise.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Yup. Sound bout right.

I ain't got a fuckin preference. Where there's a fight, so am I. As for side...eh.

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

I didn't care for side either, but... shit happens. Wars start. Next thing ya know... you're upside down and some kid's takin' yer lunch money, only it's yer life instead of yer lunch money, so ya... ya gotta get back up and kick his ass.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[Have some crazy laughing]

They ain't taking shit from me, ever. I'll make the fucker that picks a fight with me work for it. Life, money, pride...it comes with a price.

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

Damn right it does.

[a pause]

You'd better not be talking about me, ya fangy-- graagh!

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Hey. I'm all for suicide and that fuckin shit, but if I'm gonna risk my reputation by saving your fuckin ass, you better wait til after to go commit hari kari.

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

Freakin'... [grumble grumble]

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[Laugh]

This must really piss you off, eh Boss Peaches?

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

Ya think!? This is f-- freakin' embarrassing!