053 - Collecting Dipshits

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[And he's found the wasted Den-O. And he's currently got him over his shoulder, fireman's carry]

So...uh...fuck. Exactly where are the special caves everyone is talking about?

[Edited in Later: NOW AT THE CAVES]

YO YO YO! Anyone fuckin home?

Comments

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Forest. Look for a red wolf or one of the people evacuating people to lead the way.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Fuckin A.

[To the side] How the fuck are you so heavy?

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

...You talking to me? 'Cause that's kinda random, plus I hear I'm pretty light.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

No. Got a fuckin passenger. Don't worry, I wouldn't fuckin insult your girlish physique.

1/3

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

You're carrying someone to safety?

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Maybe we really are fucked...

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

And hey.

I'm not "girlish".

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck you, Reno. It's not that fuckin random.

Fuck that, you totally are.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Gonna tell me the story of it then?

Am not.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

...Alright, maybe a little fuckin random. Just...don't make a big fuckin deal over it.

Fuck. I bet if you put on a dress and walked into a fucking bar, you'd get hit on. That's how girlish it is.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Don't worry...after this I'll probably work on repressing the memory 'cause it's just too damn weird.

Well that's great, but that'll never be put to the test since you ain't getting me in a dress.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Then it's win fuckin win.

That's what you think.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Sorry, my world's already got a cross-dresser here. Just be tacky if I copied that.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

...Right.

Fucking hell, your world is fucked up.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Heh.

That's what I've been saying all along, about time someone's finally agreed.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Though, IMHO, ain't as fucked up as whatever shit hole this mad fuckin asshole came from.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

[a pause as he debates mentioning Sephiroth]

...Yeah, you got a point there.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Fuck, really? Must be a freezer in Hell right now.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

No kidding, I'm sure they're having snowball fights and everything.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Snowmen in Hell. Fuck, that's a work of art right there.

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

[Momotaros is still sort of awake, even if Ryotarou isn't.]

Don't... call me... Peaches...

[ooc: More on possession (http://paradisawiki.scribblewiki.com/Nogami_Ryotarou#p_o_s_s_e_s_s_i_o_n) here if anyone cares. :|]

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Yo, Boss Peaches. Shut the fuck up for now. [Jan shakes head and keeps moving.] Man, what the fuck happened?

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

[Momo musters a bit of a growl.]

That devil bastard's got... some sorta hissatsu. Destroyed a few─ freaking floors.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[Low whistle]

Hey. What about...[Not saying it, but you know what he means. Ryotarou]

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

Ngh. [He gets it.] Sleepin'. I'll try again tomorrow. Without 'im.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[Laugh]

Nah, you're not. I'll take my fuckin shot. You...I dunno.

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

I'm not sittin' around and letting that ─ grrgh ─ devil bastard run around like he owns the place.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Yah? You ain't fuckin sitting now. You're getting your ass carried to a cave to fuckin heal. You real interested in making this a career move?

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

[a wry chuckle]

I'm more worried about the kid ... than me. When it comes down to it... I'm just a pile of sand. Gotta do what I came here to do, or else ... I'm worth about that much.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[Fffff, what the hell is he doing. He sighs]

So, why the fuck you rushing off to go get your ass whooped if you're worried bout the kid? Wouldn't that shit fuck him up in the end even more?

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

If I didn't help 'im... he'd do it anyway, and get hurt worse. He's pretty gutsy... even a bit of a smartass... pretty cool kid once ya get to know 'im...

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Eh...maybe. Whatev.

Speaking of which...I didn't fuckin do this. Make him think it was some fuckin delusion or something.

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

Don't ask, don't tell. Can't... promise any more than that. [He's sick of lying to the kid. D:]

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

...Then he better not. I'm no fuckin hero. Not fuckin planning on being one either.

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

I get ya. Hell, where I'm from... I'm a traitor, not a freakin' hero.

Tch. Not like it... matters. The fight's better on this side of things. No chance for a ... freakin' awesome climax otherwise.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Yup. Sound bout right.

I ain't got a fuckin preference. Where there's a fight, so am I. As for side...eh.

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

I didn't care for side either, but... shit happens. Wars start. Next thing ya know... you're upside down and some kid's takin' yer lunch money, only it's yer life instead of yer lunch money, so ya... ya gotta get back up and kick his ass.

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[Have some crazy laughing]

They ain't taking shit from me, ever. I'll make the fucker that picks a fight with me work for it. Life, money, pride...it comes with a price.

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

Damn right it does.

[a pause]

You'd better not be talking about me, ya fangy-- graagh!

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

Hey. I'm all for suicide and that fuckin shit, but if I'm gonna risk my reputation by saving your fuckin ass, you better wait til after to go commit hari kari.

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

Freakin'... [grumble grumble]

[eatinurdudez.livejournal.com]

[Laugh]

This must really piss you off, eh Boss Peaches?

[cannedpeach.livejournal.com]

Ya think!? This is f-- freakin' embarrassing!