[instead of Leonard Cohen, this week, you all get Twisted Sister's rendition of White Christmas. yep. enjoy that]Hey hey hey, ho ho ho, welcome to winter, Paradisa! To be honest, I'm surprised it didn't all just fall down in one giant fucking sheet and give concussions to anyone who happened to be standin' outside at the time. If you haven't figured it out by now, this is your ol' buddy Hard Harry, comin' at you with a week's worth of news to peruse.
Newbies! Say hello to
Jon,
Henry,
Carson,
Eridian,
Pakku, if you see any of 'em around. Also, if anyone needs some extra Caisos for the holidays, the
Pie Hole is looking for a baker. And if folks were worrying about that "tick tock" thing that was goin' around ... I ... have a feelin' we won't have to stress about that randomly invadin' our brains anymore.
The thing that was settin' it off is over with. I heard it from a pretty reliable source.
... Shit, that's really it for the news? Come on, you guys, there's gotta be some dirt I missed. Or is this the calm before the Nor'Easter? If it is, let's start takin' some holiday bets. What do you guys think this pile of rocks is gonna get up to this December?
I'm also takin' requests for music - if nobody sends me in anythin', I'm gonna be taking a trick outta the book from all the radio stations back home, and playin' Christmas music every week til' the holiday hits the road... with my own usual twist on it, of course.
[enjoy the rest of that Twisted Sister Christmas album, everyone.]