[If you walk out in the lobby right now, you may notice Chaucer. Well, it’s kind of hard to miss him, since he’s taking up half the hallway. He’s wearing bright clothes in expensive materials with a ridiculous velvet cape thrown around his shoulders. He’s wearing quite an extravagant crown, which is tipped lazily on the side of his head, and is holding a golden scepter. He rises (and stumbles a bit) from the throne he had wished up and bangs his scepter on the ground. He is drunk off his ass, so his words will be slurred, and he‘s not quite his charming self. Note that the journal is also open, recording what he says.]
Hear ye, hear ye! All hail King Geoffrey, lord of ‘shit, I’m broke,’ duke of 'that woman was far more beautiful last night’, and reigning champion of the title 'I did not drink that much!’ With his loyal subjects by his side- [He attempts to grab a ghost in a hug here, but instead, falls on his face, laughing.] ahahahaaaa…whoops! I do believe I missed a step there! Wine!
[ He gets up shakily and brushes himself off, grabbing the wine in the air.No, he is totally not abusing this power.]
Listen, I believe I have solved the mystery of fair Cair Paradisa [He giggles a bit at his rhyme.] You just…you haven’t thought like a castle. Like this castle, pardon. So…so, it is a castle, yes? And a castle is…big. It’s got a…it’s lonely. Lonely castle! And I believe one day…it just got tired of it one day and said, ‘I think I’ll eat some people!’ [He sniggers.] ‘Eat people…’ And then…you…you can’t just go around eating people! I mean, for God’s sake! You can’t…where’s that chair? [He looks behind him and just barely lands on the cushion.]
Where…where is everyone? Gwaine! Gwaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnneeeeee!!! Sir Gwaine, I request your bloody presence in the bloody throne room! [He hiccups, and leans a little to the side. He catches himself before he falls.] Why am I the…the only one drunk, eh? Drinks on me! Drinks all around!!
GGGGGGGGGGWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ooc: …do I need to say anything? Chaucer is plastered. Approach with caution. Go ahead, make fun of him/scold him/join him. But I’m not sure how much more alcohol his bloodstream can take. You may want to stop him. And I am so sorry, Gwaine. That’s what you get for being nice to Chaucer. But seriously, anyone can party with Geoff. Sorry, but I wanted Geoff to celebrate before he figured out what his loss is. And forgive any mistakes, LJ's freaking out on me :/ ]
Hear ye, hear ye! All hail King Geoffrey, lord of ‘shit, I’m broke,’ duke of 'that woman was far more beautiful last night’, and reigning champion of the title 'I did not drink that much!’ With his loyal subjects by his side- [He attempts to grab a ghost in a hug here, but instead, falls on his face, laughing.] ahahahaaaa…whoops! I do believe I missed a step there! Wine!
[ He gets up shakily and brushes himself off, grabbing the wine in the air.
Listen, I believe I have solved the mystery of fair Cair Paradisa [He giggles a bit at his rhyme.] You just…you haven’t thought like a castle. Like this castle, pardon. So…so, it is a castle, yes? And a castle is…big. It’s got a…it’s lonely. Lonely castle! And I believe one day…it just got tired of it one day and said, ‘I think I’ll eat some people!’ [He sniggers.] ‘Eat people…’ And then…you…you can’t just go around eating people! I mean, for God’s sake! You can’t…where’s that chair? [He looks behind him and just barely lands on the cushion.]
Where…where is everyone? Gwaine! Gwaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnneeeeee!!! Sir Gwaine, I request your bloody presence in the bloody throne room! [He hiccups, and leans a little to the side. He catches himself before he falls.] Why am I the…the only one drunk, eh? Drinks on me! Drinks all around!!
GGGGGGGGGGWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ooc: …do I need to say anything? Chaucer is plastered. Approach with caution. Go ahead, make fun of him/scold him/join him. But I’m not sure how much more alcohol his bloodstream can take. You may want to stop him. And I am so sorry, Gwaine. That’s what you get for being nice to Chaucer. But seriously, anyone can party with Geoff. Sorry, but I wanted Geoff to celebrate before he figured out what his loss is. And forgive any mistakes, LJ's freaking out on me :/ ]