[for anyone sitting around with their journal open? the sound of Leonard Cohen's smoky drawl, the crack and hiss of a fresh can of soda, the creak of a desk chair, and the rustle of pages ... all are standard signs that it's Monday night at 10 PM and a certain teen is about to let his mouth run...]First off, let's thank Nepeta for putting
something new up on CastleNet. I think it was starting to gather dust. As for everything else, I really think this place has a preoccupation with food. First ice cream, then we get
cake batter floods. All our new people? Yeah, I'm looking at you,
Kasuka,
Jet,
Jenna,
Marian, and
Asch... you might want to start putting your heads together to come up with the Paradisa Diet so you don't gain the castle equivalent of the Freshman Fifteen.
[he snorts, dismissively] But really, is that all we've got goin' on around here? Gastronomical bullshit? You guys, every single week for nine months now, I've been telling you to get your heads out of your asses. You'd think we'd give birth to SOMETHING interesting, but I think around the fifteenth case of "Ohhh, it's just that wacky castle", we had an involuntary abortion! So come on. Let's get something done! Screw around, see what takes root. Think up the craziest thing you can, and just get it out there! I don't care if all you can think of is streaking through the lobby with your socks hanging off your ears, we gotta throw some life back into this place! Or I'm gonna have nothin' to talk about. And when I don't have anything to talk about, folks, it gets dangerous. That's when I start amusing myself and making you listen.
All.
Night.
Long.
So GET TO IT, YOU GUYS! Let's make something happen!
[and for good measure, he'll blast this over the journal. enjoy your weekly dose of music, Paradisa.][Peace Patrol, particularly Lois the Bosslady]In case any of you missed the memo,
Tesla's out. What're we doing about the other prisoners? Any word?