[since there are no record players, tape decks, or other music-playing apparatus aboard ships, Mark cracks open the journal to the sound of waves and general hubbub, and pipes up:]So, really, Paradisa, I ask you: What DO you do with a drunken sailor? Beats the fuck out of me, why don't we ask our new crewmates? That's right, I'm talkin' about
Nami,
Isabela,
Dib,
Kefka,
Amaterasu,
Seppun and
Thor ... and a special welcome to
Amelia and
Neku, who had the misfortune of showing up after all of this crazy piratical bullshit started. You've got a hell of a ride ahead of you, guys. It only gets more fucked-up from here.
In case any of you still care about mundane shit you missed before we all woke up with sand in places we didn't even know we had ... here's for you.
Someone's thinking of starting a newspaper, there's an artist taking
commissions, one of the bars got
trashed, there's another little survey for those of you into
magic and science, aaaaaaaand in case you were living in a hole, there was a big old
expedition out into the great beyond, to boot. I've got a feeling we'll all get some more comprehensive details on that when we're not ... well. On fucking pirate ships.
Love it, hate it, do whatever you wanna do about it, but I gotta say, it could be a lot worse from where I'm sitting. I got a party. Did YOU get a party? I heard something over the journals about a sea monster. Come on, guys, we're pirates now, let's swap stories. Yarrrrr.
[he's ... really digging this, because come on. he's a sixteen-year-old boy. THIS IS AMAZING.]Oh, and ... in case you guys thought you could get away from me assaulting your eardrums for a week or so? THINK AGAIN. Hahahaahaaaa....
[there is the unmistakeable sound of a guitar being tuned and strummed experimentally. yep, someone plays. he's a little rusty, though, so even though the song only has a few chords, they might be a little sour. and he might not be completely in tune. but he is going to SING TO YOU ALL ANYWAY. as expected, the song is bawdy and terrible and hysterical and fantastic and appropriately piratey. ENJOY.]