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A long time coming.
I know this castle's magic but sometimes if you're sick, you're sick and no amount of waiting around is going to cure that. If you have a fever, a cold, a cough, I suggest you drop by the clinic. We're not going to poke you with a needle and if you can't swallow a pill, I can offer alternative ways for you to take your medicine. If you hate doctors and want to avoid seeing us, I hope you at least have the common sense to stay indoors and get lots of rest. If you spread your germs to your roommates, don't complain if they curse at you because they will curse at you. If you're not a doctor, but think you can self-diagnose and fix yourself, and if you harm yourself more than fix yourself, don't get insulted when I yell at you for being an idiot.
I am available for consultations on weekdays and every other weekend. I am, however, unavailable after 10PM unless it's an emergency. And by emergency, I mean, heart attacks, strokes, sudden blindness, swollen legs, high fevers. Don't expect me to come running to you at midnight to fix a runny nose. Also, if you or anyone you know experiences a bad allergic reaction, call me immediately. If you don't already have an EpiPen with you at all times, come get one at the clinic. This one strikes close to home.
Does Paradisa have a bowling alley?
Dr. Chase
A long time coming.
I know this castle's magic but sometimes if you're sick, you're sick and no amount of waiting around is going to cure that. If you have a fever, a cold, a cough, I suggest you drop by the clinic. We're not going to poke you with a needle and if you can't swallow a pill, I can offer alternative ways for you to take your medicine. If you hate doctors and want to avoid seeing us, I hope you at least have the common sense to stay indoors and get lots of rest. If you spread your germs to your roommates, don't complain if they curse at you because they will curse at you. If you're not a doctor, but think you can self-diagnose and fix yourself, and if you harm yourself more than fix yourself, don't get insulted when I yell at you for being an idiot.
I am available for consultations on weekdays and every other weekend. I am, however, unavailable after 10PM unless it's an emergency. And by emergency, I mean, heart attacks, strokes, sudden blindness, swollen legs, high fevers. Don't expect me to come running to you at midnight to fix a runny nose. Also, if you or anyone you know experiences a bad allergic reaction, call me immediately. If you don't already have an EpiPen with you at all times, come get one at the clinic. This one strikes close to home.
Does Paradisa have a bowling alley?
Dr. Chase