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-- [and the filter breaks, because her pen drops and she's looked down to notice her fingers are stuck together like so


.. followed by a LOUD SHRIEK]

[ooc: shut up it's totally midnight here]

[09]: Bored now.

[mypondhasnofish.livejournal.com]

Not exactly the change in scenery I was hoping for, what the heck is up with all the pink? It's making me kinda nauseous, I suggest a nice shade of peridot instead.

Anybody up for some chess? ...A friendly game of poker? Anything? Juggling only keeps me entertained for so long.

040

[shirtless]

[Someone feels like being a prick.]

I'll just set this here.

[And the journal is set beside a CD player, which he then turns on.]

(no subject)

[jackiepascal.livejournal.com]

[Dictated loudly]

Not only do I look terrible as a blond but more importantly castle:

GIVE MARTY BACK HIS PENIS

RIGHT

THIS

SECOND!

{THREE} is the magic number

[andcockleshells.livejournal.com]

Today's luxury is grand. Makes me feel like a princess!

Anyway, I was wondering if there is any kind of regular social event around here? Magical paper journals are nice and all, but I prefer meeting people face to face.

(no subject)

[thedazzledlamb.livejournal.com]

.. Wow. Okay. What the hell is going on?

Like the day of endless pampering and everything in my room being pink wasn't bad enough. I'm blonde.

twenty first

[boredsamaritan.livejournal.com]

( Filter: Ripley Holden )

(no subject)

[bloody-doctor.livejournal.com]

And here I thought the castle had decided to put me through another troublesome loss, but instead it's yet another change of the castle's own.

Still, I could think of worse than becoming a woman for a day. The change in balance seems easy enough to adjust for.

And how is everybody else holding up, hmm?

(no subject)

[notadefect.livejournal.com]

[looking quite pink, and just... hovering about, and wondering WHY SHE IS PINK.

she lets out a few 'ooh's when she sees everyone's new looks. feel free to run into her :')]

(no subject)

[cooksforladies.livejournal.com]

[there's a rather awkward silence as somebody's stopped in front of the mirror, gazing... not believing... then a thump as he she plops down in front of the journal and looks it over]

[the following is dictated in a soft feminine voice]

...It's not just me, then? I'm not sure if I should be relieved or not, but the castle seems to have it in for men, doesn't it?

[there's another pause...]

If I sleep all day, then... maybe it'll be gone by the time I wake up.

(no subject)

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

[so Tosh was going to come back from the dead in her usual nice, quiet fashion. alas, nobody counted on there being a plot the day she returned. the first thing she notices is that her chest is a bit bigger - big enough to be in her line of sight when she wakes up in her bed. and then there's her hair...]

What the hell is going on here?

[yes, someone is a little pissed off just now.]

((ooc: headed off to work, but I thought I'd get this up now.))

(no subject)

[vengefullight.livejournal.com]

( Private )

Wake me up when this place is remotely sane again. And not so fucking pink.

[eleventh] [okay castle, I get it, you don't like me]

[zelostastic.livejournal.com]

[I'm sorry, but he's a little too asjdakldhasd to censor himself. This is out loud, and in a slightly panicked voice one octave too high.]

My hair is pink, my knees are inside out, and I have no penis.

I need a hug...

61st feather

[dafiteison.livejournal.com]

[dictated in a low, quiet, female voice, in case Fairytale Prince Ken Meta Knight isn't awake to see yet. Pit's in the bathroom with the door half-closed...]

This is not my body. Who did I turn into? All this hair... Almost as much as Hers, maybe! And I'll have to adjust to the balance again-- [Hey guys, today your nervous flutters are about FIFTY TIMES BIGGER! And enough to knock bathroom stuff to the floor.] Ahh!!

I know I always wanted bigger ones, but isn't this kind of too much?! [Yeah, take that as you will, folks. :D]

[ooc: I was going to have him turn into blonde!megdress!Pit, but that didn't work out so great so THANK ANARIN FOR THIS GENIUS TRANSFORMATION. Mmmm, Leanne~]

0007 xx TT.TT

[bluespells.livejournal.com]

It was a joke, Castle.







[TT.TT]

blog eleven

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[has been pretty much chillaxing in his room, lately, or wandering around outside, totally bein' a hippie. as such, all the Girls Getting Pampered stuff didn't really bother him too much - girls deserve attention once in a while too. is very women's lib, as hippies go. also, being like Ghandi for a day, what with no food and the humble room and all? that was enriching. but this pink plastic castle thing?]

Okay, this is weird. If little pink bubbly aliens start coming out of the vents, I'm done. ... Is there food again, yet, you guys?

Also. I need to name my fish. Any suggestions?

» salt for your wounds

[burning-through.livejournal.com]

[after catering to women all of yesterday, Zuko had been more than happy to get some rest on that hay pile of his. it was actually relaxing compared to the sadists he had come across.

however, things weren't going to be getting any better. after all, he had just caught a glimpse of what had happened to his body overnight.

and because of it? there is a very typical Zukoesque "NNGGGRRRR!!" filled with, well, anger and frustration. at least that very plastic scowl of his will stay permanent, regardless of what the castle has shifted him to be.

in all his burning rage, all someone can possibly hear from him at this point is a simple click, and the sound of a plastic projectile hitting the wall and clattering to the floor in a gloriously playful fury!]

I HATE THIS CASTLE!!

+9

[imnot_likeyou]

[almost screeched in a very female voice]

Oh, come on. Seriously?

[Yes, Sammy's a girl. Metaly speaking, Sam would rather be a girl, than well -- *ahem* -- so he's getting his wish! Abnormally tall and very blond. Have fun with him.]

[And umm, mun forgot about Chuck before she picked the icons? So he doesn't really look like Sarah Walker? She was just one of the few blonds I had in my photobucket that wasn't Ruby or Jess, and it's only for the day, so *shrug*]

xliv; ♦: diamond

[perfectlikeme.livejournal.com]

...They're smaller.

Issue 008 [dictated]

[finitevus.livejournal.com]

Well, now.

This is new. I am to understand that one is typically unaware of such changes, are they not?

I must confess that this is no real displeasure, however. In fact, it is a rather unique opportunity.

Second

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

[unhappy assassin is unhappy]

Hell's fire, Mother Night, and may the Darkness be merciful...

WHY IS MY HAIR BLOND?? And my eyes...? And my breasts!? How am I supposed to fight anyone like this?

Yesterday was...interesting, but not unlike home in some ways, but this? What is this? It goes far beyond any glamour I've ever seen used.

↓ 022 didn't ask for upgrades

[sent_farfaraway]

So what's the deal castle... I go to sleep with my normal rack and wake up to Pamela Anderson? I mean I'm grateful for the body that's not short and brunette. The tall blonde was good, but these recent additions? I'm not so sure about. Plus what the hell happened to my hair? I've tried to pull it back but it does this crazy puckering thing, and no matter how much I try to get it to do something other than this weird thick wave of blonde it doesn't work.

[tries to zip up her leather jacket and can't get it up past her huge rack]

Great. Now none of my jackets fit either?



[ooc: I'm totally driving fourteen hours at some point today to go home. I'm putting this post up for backtags when I'm back to good late Tues or Wed. Please let me play this by tagging to me now and then letting me tag you back when I'm home!]

→ 013 ← I can't explain what happens to me

[rescued-apuppy.livejournal.com]

[a frustrated sound is caught off the journals with a bit of an odd bathroom echo]

The one time I get a reflection and I can't even seem to get my hair to stay... the way... I want... it to! [guess who got Totally Hair!Ken Hair? have some more frustrated sounds, then he removes the wife beater that he 'slept' in to find... tan lines]

What the.... I haven't tanned... ever. Not even here where I can actually be outside... [and he checks to see how far the tan lines go aaaand...] What. The. Fuck. [out of the bathroom and to the journal because he needs to know if this is his own personal hell or just the castle doing what it thinks is hilarious things]

Okay- Anyone else wake up missing something? [is glad he doesn't actually have to use the bathroom for much of anything except the shower, sink and hair products]




[ooc: I'm totally driving fourteen hours at some point today to go home. I'm putting this post up for backtags when I'm back to good late Tues or Wed. Please let me play this by tagging to me now and then letting me tag you back when I'm home!]

025.

[gracefulwoman.livejournal.com]

[someone cannot wash the cotton candy makeup off of her face, nor can she do anything with her very wig-like hair]

...I knew the castle's predisposition of yesterday would turn on us somehow.

:: seventh aria

[repetiteur.livejournal.com]

[very VERY disgruntled, but not as much as he would have been before he got turned into a crazy rock-worshiping killer]

I will assume that the castle is seeing fit to punish me for my actions of late.

003 ✈cold comforts

[makethingsright.livejournal.com]

[Nathan just shaved... slightly off put by the pink hues of his room and the plastic of his furniture but he'd already heard a few of the journal entries talking about the discomfort and assumed it was just one of those things he'd read about. You can hear the tapping of the razor against the side of the sink and the water running. He switches it to cold and splashes his face... and his five o'clock shadow shows back up again]

What the... [he turns the warm water on and splashes his face again thinking maybe he's just not awake enough and the beard goes away... it's Style n'Shave!Nathan!! Turns the warm off and the cold on... and again splash to the face and the facial hair is back. Warm water to the face and clean shaven...]

Okay. That's -- just odd. [takes a careful step away from the pink sink and towels off his face with the pink towel heading to the journals]

Anyone else having cold water [how to word this] issues while shaving?



[ooc: I'm totally driving fourteen hours at some point today to go home. I'm putting this post up for backtags when I'm back to good late Tues or Wed. Please let me play this by tagging to me now and then letting me tag you back when I'm home!]

Vision: Always something

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

What is up with this place lately? Not that I'm complaining, of course. But the pound cake, the weird name tags, all the pink...? It's always something.

But like I said, not complaining. Especially yesterday. Yesterday was great. We should totally have more days like that.

004.

[speedster-girl.livejournal.com]

[grumbling and the sound of clothing being yanked out of drawers and off of hangers and tossed to the floor]

Cripes, enough with the pink already!!

Chapter Two

[but-im-agilmore.livejournal.com]

...You have got to be kidding me.

Could I at least get Barbie-esque clothing from this decade? Not from the seventies?

(no subject)

[lessthanstelar.livejournal.com]

[Subaru is in the plastic!kitchen, attempting to stab a plastic!fork into plastic!taco salad.

This SUCKS you guys. D8 ]

171 - Oh God

[devil-blue.livejournal.com]

Paradisa?

I am not supposed to BEND THIS WAY!

Edited in later

Would you people stop assuming I am speaking of this in a sexual manner. Not all of us are concerned purely with one's carnal urges!

(no subject)

[supes]

[upbeat Kara voice]

Not this again.

[journal flipping]

Uh...

Wow, what the––

004. dude does NOT LIKE looking like an $!&@# lady

[right-tobegod.livejournal.com]

...WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!

[pissed off Wesker is pissed the hell off and trying to shatter his plastic furniture, without much success since he's all...girlyfied]

007. We're coming down to the ground, we hear the birds sing in the trees

[hello-wall-e.livejournal.com]

[so possible the only resident not to be affected by much of the castle's lovely random losses so far because

• he doesn't have a mouth with which to smile
• doesn't eat cake...or eat at all
  
• doesn't have teeth to hurt
  
• doesn't sleep in a bed or require food or notice the lack of the castle's attention, like, at all--OH, and is also not technically male?
  

has discovered that his hands are all stuck together, and is unaware that there is a weird waxy looking Ken doll-esque toupee thing stuck on his head. He is wandering around the castle MARVELING at all of the pretty, pretty pink and whiteness! COME SHOW HIM YOUR PRETTINESS GIRLS AND GUYS, SO YOU CAN LAUGH AT HIM HE CAN MARVEL!]

130.

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

[have a really unaffected but girly naruto-like snort, because he's used to gender swapping whenever he wants]

This isn't really sexy at all, castle. You could use a lot of work!

(no subject)

[stitchzilla.livejournal.com]

[laughing at your pain right.... now!]

(no subject)

[thisisyimhot.livejournal.com]

[some page flipping, and then .. in a kind of weird/creepy girly voice]

How unusual.


[ooc: He is chilling outside in a ... pretty kimono if anyone wants to run into him sdlfjhsdfksdfjhsdf]

88 // Dictated

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

...

This is really not a normal turn of events, even for this place.

I feel as if I should be teasing myself.

[ooc:  Have a Milly!Lulu.  Who better in Geass to resemble Barbie? XD]

☇nine; ( pretty as a picture)

[alt-hulk.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Dated to this morning; just pretend you saw it then. It has not been the best of days.]]

[Teddy wakes up, slowly, on a real bed this time, and... there are extra weights. On his chest. HE KNOWS WHAT FEELS LIKE THAT.]

Ugh...



...the HELL?!?!?

I'm so not going outside of my room today...

[His whimpers are muffled by the pillow he throws on top of his head--her head?--as he tries to go back to sleep, hoping it'll change. At least he's only a Skipper?]

thirty-four: wtf castle. W. T. F.

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

[so just because one is technically on an exploration trip with Nine and co. doesn't mean one is exempt from HORRIBLE DISTURBING DISFIGUREMENT, does it? Dictated:]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

Okay Paradisa, you've had your fun, but I DEMAND BACK MY MANPARTS.

003 - Dictated

[space-hick.livejournal.com]

This? This is not cool. Lack of movement I can deal with if I have to. But taking the goods? Hell no, Paradisa.

39th Lollipop - Barbie Girl

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

I guess this is the castle's way of telling me it just remembered I'm here. So far I've been lucky with these wide-spread effects but...

Gino, do you still have those bras lying around?

014.

[hellrebirth.livejournal.com]

Well this is unexpected.

[a pause]

What am I supposed to be?

five

[xthchance.livejournal.com]

[BACKDATED TO YESTERDAY when Daniel finally managed to escape the Mal Doran and get ye olde TARDIS ride out to the mountains. The following is written:]

I'm on the group trip to the mountains if anyone needs me. I'll see you all in a f --

[the writing wheedles off, then whump, the sound of Daniel collapsing onto the ground. He is OUT COLD, tyvm Vala]

(no subject)

[beavercountry.livejournal.com]

I-I would never 'ave tought black magique would be so... pink. And w-what is dis matériel?! It is not wood, or stone...

[a rather pathetic sounding sniff]

Dis place, it 'as bugs in ze 'ead. More zen Alfred, if dat is possible.

I will go to za forêt. Trees are still of wood dere, I am sure...

[ooc; plastic wasn't invented/wide-spread until the 1800's, so poor Mathieu has no idea what it is. ;;]

007; material girl living in a material world

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

....


Well, it's a change. The blonde.

[Is trying to ignore the high heels and physical impossibilities by focusing on the positive side. :/]

(no subject)

[voiingyurshitup.livejournal.com]

I fucking hate you, castle.



And they were bigger the first time. The least you can do is be consistent.


[OOC: Th-they were the only blonde girl icons I had. I'm sorry. D:]

(no subject)

[beeneverywhere.livejournal.com]

[Death is not amused; he normally enjoys this holiday]

At least I received a less complicated body this time.

(no subject)

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

Oh God I've lost my penis.

9

[love-alice-chan.livejournal.com]

This isn't going to last an entire week...

... right?

I need those parts back.

Brimful of Asha on the 45

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Okay. So, I can’t stop smiling like I've been on happy pills, and my body no longer bends like it should. …Probably shouldn’t try transforming like this. All that into account, though, I’m still far better off than I would be if I were still a bloke right now. Thank you, Karma.

(no subject)

[abadgirl.livejournal.com]

Shit is so cash.

(no subject)

[worst-shot.livejournal.com]

[A loud scream is recorded, followed by a surprisingly plasticky thump as a body hits the wall of a bedroom at high speed. This is followed by copious swearing.]

Okay, what the fuck just happened? Don't tell me that goddamned throwing thing threw me into the past again, that's getting fucking old. Maybe Caboose screwed it up. Fucking rookie.

And why the hell is my armor pink?!

Six Rels

[wildandfire.livejournal.com]

I HAVE HAIR! Daleks do not have hair!

I like it. IT HAS A HEALTHY PLASTIC-Y SHEEN!

[[ooc: Megan is going to the Special Hell B|]

(no subject)

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

[there's an anguished wail in the journals] I liked being ginger!

004

[watchbehindyou.livejournal.com]

[Have a weak thump, plastic being light and all. Followed by a groan through clenched teeth.]

What the hell is going on here? Why can't I close my mouth? ... Even better question, why can't I bend my elbows? [The jumbling of the plastic body attempting to get up is recorded]

Ugh, I must be under some sort of paralysis. [A bit more jumbling, shortly followed by a rubbery snap.]

Arrrrghhh!!! My knee!

3rd Lie

[valaunbound]

[also backdated to yesterday. Vala has lost Daniel, he escaped her attentions somehow, and she's now wandering the castle in search of him. Currently she's in the lobby, heading for the castle doors]

I appear to have lost a very attractive Arch...

[the recorded sound of a thud and then silence. Unconscious woman in ur Lobby, Paradisa]

second

[destructivetype.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is great. Is there something in the shampoo, too?

Nineteenth Beacon

[recoveryone.livejournal.com]

[Timeskipping ahead to after he's back to being normal...Wash is in the DeathMatch. He is in the DeathMatch, looking both very tired. He is in the DeathMatch, looking very tired and very disgruntled. He has a cup of something strong, with the bottle within arms reach.

Clearly, you should come and bother him.]

[ooc: Open post]

Everything's Evitable

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fredless/]

Fred's outside again today. Something about it just makes her feel better. If you pressed her, she might say something about the green. It makes her think of Spring, and how it always comes back. No matter how bitter the seeds that sent it away. The green always comes back. Her journal's in her lap, and there is a cat/kitten playing at her feet. She's writing, a bit carelessly--]

Life's still life, no matter where it's at. I just need to sort out what laws apply here.

&hearts 123 &hearts

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

Well, Misa doesn't feel any different.