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[blockoutnoise.livejournal.com]

[a dull thud as Konishi-shaped-Neku falls to the floor] Okay Paradisa. I am not fucking amused. Why the hell would I want to be the Iron Witch?

(no subject)

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

Tsh, the castle. So I can only imagine that the next time a pile of dead bodies show up we shall blame the castle.

( Private )

Actually...I do have a question. Suppose you've found yourself here while in the middle of something very important. What do you suppose happens to all of the other people you were with?

010

[shirtless]

[ he's just returned to his room. almost urgently, he scrambles to find his journal, picking it up and bringing it close. he's only slightly out of breath from having run the entire way. it's a breathlessness more brought on by excitement. ]

Okay. Here's the deal. I left Bella's room and decided to walk around a bit to blow off some steam. I was almost down to the first floor, but stopped on the third. I don't really know what drew me there, but I felt compelled to stop on that third floor. It was like I didn't even have a choice.

That's when I saw her. Rosalie Hale. She saw me, and our eyes met and held for just a second.

At first, I think I wanted to harm her. Ridiculous, I know. But then, this... glowing heat flooded throughout my body, something I'd never felt before.

Everything inside me came undone as I stared at this stunning blonde vampire as she was just entering her room, shutting the door behind her. All the lines that held me to my life here in Paradisa were sliced apart in swift cuts. Like clipping the strings of a bunch of balloons. Everything that made me who I was--my love for Bella, my love for my dad, for my pack back home, La Push, my name, my self--disconnected from me in that second and just... floated up into space.

But a new string held me where I was. Not one, but a million. Not exactly strings, more like steel cables. A million steel cables all tying me to one thing, to the very center of the universe. It's not gravity holding me to this earth. It's Rosalie Hale. Beautiful, breathtaking Rosalie Hale.

Guys. I think... I think I've finally imprinted. I'm in love.

((ooc: tl;dr Jake's experiencing his second loss. The castle has made him believe that he's imprinted on his arch enemy, Rosalie Hale.

And yes, I did in fact plagiarize the imprinting scene because it's so ridiculous that I couldn't NOT have him say the same thing. I'd forgotten how much I hated that scene. xD

Rose-mun, Bella-mun, you've been waiting! HERE IT IS.))

number fourteen!

[commonerstyle.livejournal.com]

[Gino is taking a day away from his usual networking, do-gooding, and journal-stalking to go out into the courtyard with a training dummy and practice sparring. this involves mister tall and charming dramatically whipping off his cape and uniform jacket, tossing them into the grass, rolling up his sleeves, and then roundhouse kicking the dummy clear across the area. he then follows it and hammers the thing some more.]

Definitely the best vent...


[ooc: Feel free to bug him~ speech is still backwards until Thursday, so have fun trying to conversate with him, too.]

(no subject)

[dazzledbylight.livejournal.com]

...wow, I deserved that one, didn't I. Thanks, karma.

I'll just be hibernating in my room for the next thousand years a little while if anyone needs me.

( Private to Rosalie; )

010

[obstinateness.livejournal.com]

( CULLENS )

( MONGREL )

Episode 69

[spongetastic.livejournal.com]

I really... really hate this place. No wonder it wouldn't let me see what was going on.

At least now I can panic a little less...

Oh, right. I should take you home.

[Fred will be finding Feigenbaum at her door with a note tied to him that reads simply "Thank you"]

☀ 007

[apologeticangel.livejournal.com]

( [Private] )

( Kratos )

( Zelos )

[while you are in your room, feel free to notice a delicious smell wafting by. Colette is walking around every floor holding a big old platter of little yellow cakes with fruit on top XD. It also looks a little heavy for petite Colette, but she doesn't seem to be having trouble with it (Angel strength ftw). You can hear her humming, and she's walking very slowly, and when she gets to a new floor she calls out 'Does anyone want some cake?' so people who know Colette can recognize her~ And yes, this is after her delivery to Kratos]

Does anyone want some cake?

(no subject)

[herofanboy.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, hello there! I suppose I should introduce myself, right? Since I'm new here and all... it's only polite!

My name is Almaz von Almadine Adamant! I'm a hero!

...Or, at least, I was. Before I got here. I don't know what happened, but apparently I'm not a hero any more? This is all very confusing.

Oh! If you happen to see a beautiful princess who reacts very violently or a demon honor student who's also a mad scientist, could you let me know? They're very important to me. And might hurt somebody if they're here too...

97.

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

( Private )

[the sound of his pen dropping on a hard surface as he switches to dictating completely]

I think this place can tell when we get too comfortable.

Fucking bastard castle.

(no subject)

[smilodog.livejournal.com]

[muffled noises of a large animal moving about, investigating the room; a rather louder noise as she sniffs the journal directly before apparently losing interest and growling in general annoyance]

10th Lollipop - RABURABU

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

EVERYONE!

I woke up today feeling absolutely wonderful. I haven't felt this happy in, well... ever! It's a beautiful day, my shop is sparkling clean, and I have all of you wonderful people to thank! I've made so many friends, and I love you all very much! I love you even if we haven't met! It's people like you, residents of Paradisa, that make the world a fabulous place to live!

[ooc: loss go. Info is here. Oh, and I decided that Tamaki, Tsuna, and Joshua will all be getting RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF FLOWERS with their presents because they are his BFFS.]

this makes up for the week of silence from him sjdhaks

[debonairly.livejournal.com]

[the journal opens to HEAVY BREATHING, panting, and an occasional cough, rustling, and victorious laughter]

I AM BACK!!!!!! ♥ DID YOU MISS ME? ♥

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, how relieved I am to hear my own voice again! ♥ If I could somehow amplify it and grace the entire castle with my wondrous voice, I wouldn't think twice on doing it! How deprived everyone was for the past week! Many oily tears were shed as I sat quietly, unable to sleep! My fingers were cramped! There was no longer a heartbeat in my chest, but an excruciating ticking! Finger rockets were fired! Many trees were damaged! The ducks were roused from their deep slumber and they viciously attacked me! I was unable to convey the pain I felt after I skidded across the castle lawn on my face as I jetted around! My poor, beautiful face! How cruel!

BUT WORST OF ALL: I HAD LOST MY CHARM. AND EMOTIONS. AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.

[moment of silence, he is thanking god that he is normal or something lolol]

However, I would have never endured all this pain if it weren't for four very special people. Without you, my days of silence would be even more silent! I would be unmotivated! Melancholic! HOPELESS! HOPELESSLY UNMOTIVATED AND MELANCHOLIC! And I would have perished into android hell.

JET-SAN! SPANNER-SAN! MOMMY! HARUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! ♥ You saved my life and gave me hope during these awful days. My days were not black, but full of rays of sunshine and bunnies and endless plains of grass! I did not cry when Spanner-san took me apart because.... I TRUSTED HIM! And I felt no pain. Jet-san, the brave and handsome fighter, kept me out of harm's way! Kyouya oiled me faithfully every day [lolol except once] and Haruhi was my support! I COULD NOT ASK FOR BETTER FRIENDS! [dramatic sigh and a sniffle]

And, of course, I must offer my deepest condolences to my faithful Host Club -- our first meeting will be --

[the sound of his head hitting the desk. he's fast asleep and will reply when he wakes up :D]

[ADDED IN LATER] TO OUR HOSTS: A meeting will be held tomorrow afternoon in the Castle's ballroom!

001 – NO, THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE!

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

[First, there was nothing. Then, all of a sudden, a mechanical battle suit is standing outside, in the courtyard, with a ridiculously long, impossibly so by any intellectual standard, towering over him, held firmly in robotic hands. And then, that’s right folks, he’s just started spinning it around at high speeds.]

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!

[And then…yup. He just threw it. At the castle. And the behemoth mechanical monster flies through, literally through the massive castle, passing through as if no more than a ghost, before exploding. Before EXPLODING. And as the magnificent explosion ended, the suit and person inside of it suddenly begins to realize that, hey, he’s not at the Statue of Liberty anymore. And is turning it’s mechanical head side to side, analyzing his surroundings]

JODY?! WHERE DID YOU AND THE STATUE OF LIBERTY GO!? WHEN DID A CASTLE GET HERE?! JODY?! JOOOOOODYYYYYY?!

(no subject)

[she-gotyouthere.livejournal.com]

Hey guys! LISTEN UP!

[deep breath]


♫ THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!
SOME PEOPLEEEEEEEE STARTED SINGING IT,
NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS,
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER
JUST BECAUUUUUUSE... ♫

♫ THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!
SOME PEOPLEEEEEEEE STARTED SINGING IT,
NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS,
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER
JUST BECAUUUUUUSE... ♫


[and she continues on ad nauseam. Sing along... if you dare...]

Plan #3

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

[HEY THERE CAIR PARADISA~~~.

…If you happen to look outside your window, guess what you’ll see?

You’ll see a gigantic robotic monkey, almost a dozen stories high, powered by a tiny mouse at the helm, heading for the castle. That tiny mouse just may be off on a rant about world domination or some such thing. He is going to lay siege to the castle until you surrender and make him your leader.

…….Alas, somehow, squirrels got into the joints of his gigantic robot. :( So after about ten minutes or so… the whole thing will collapse and fall apart into a billion pieces.

HAVE FUN.]

Yess....! YESSSS.....!!!!

(no subject)

[virtue-meister.livejournal.com]

( [Private;] )

There must be something in the water if you're all so incessantly loud.

(no subject)

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

There's everything around and about with the ending where I would know but nothing is knowing when everything is lies.

Do you hear it singing? What is that behind the...

Went into the towny things with the people and they were ah angry but not with confusion and it felt like water away wash it down. That word...

The quiet comfort of these moments

Miss Barnabas is quiet and not talky like he was... When will she be talky more?

[Silence for a moment, before...]

Yes Miss Barnabas... Only when they're all icky not flowy loud~ [Sounds of puppy playing and tumbling and little barks and growls]

One Hundred Forty-Six

[not-from-mars.livejournal.com]

[dictated; the usual TARDIS hum in the background and the sound of something being put in a drawer -- and the sound of Ten humming 'the song that never ends' until he catches himself :\]

-- Now, Jack, where've you got off to? You've been eerily quiet.

♚ 34;

[tastefulfashion.livejournal.com]

[For the majority of the entry there is nothing but equations and segments of text, all in Gallifreyan. Along the edges are more notes scribbled beside specific parts some of which are translation into English.

What is translated are numbers and configurations and beneath it is what looks to be a sketched out device that looks like an intricate data storage drive.]

I seem to have this habit of keeping to myself far too often.

First Request → Arrival

[10percentnicer.livejournal.com]

[Some curious-looking scribbles go here... because Kaoru has no idea wtf is going oooooon. But he didn't freakthefuckout where everyone can see, in fact, he's calm by now. Just... confused. And lonely.]

What's with this book...?




Wait, did it just-- is it recording...

[Insert silence here as he's putting two and two together about the other things he's seen in the journal thus far.]

... Can people read this...?



Hikaru? Tono? Haruhi? Hani-senpai? Mori-senpai? Kyouya? ...Hikaru...? Can anyone see this?

(no subject)

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

[FOREST FILTER... to Akito/Agito;]

[is outside, generally pissed because it's... Naruto idk. is swearing loudly and cursing the castle, kicking and throwing around rocks because he forgot his kunai in his room. woops. so he's practicing with rocks lmao :( or at least that's what he'll say he's doing... not... throwing a childish temper tantrum]

CAAAAAAAAAVES

[abadgirl.livejournal.com]

[Cave Filter]

[sob -- she's just screaming in case someone from PP will drop by and hear her]

You know, you can l-lock me up OR you can make me sober. It n-not fucking... not fucking fair to do both. This is fucking shit, it's been SIX DAYS and I can't fucking f-feel my stomach I am so fucking hungry but I can't eat without being sick.

How am I still alive? Fuck, fuck, how could you d-do this to someone?! You're all SICK motherFUCKers!

And don't you fucking laugh, Joker, I will r-rip your balls off and stuff them down your throat until you stop sm-smiling.

YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT! JUST FUCKING KILL ME! I FUCKING HATE YOU! FUCK!! FUCK!!