001 – NO, THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE!

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

[First, there was nothing. Then, all of a sudden, a mechanical battle suit is standing outside, in the courtyard, with a ridiculously long, impossibly so by any intellectual standard, towering over him, held firmly in robotic hands. And then, that’s right folks, he’s just started spinning it around at high speeds.]

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!

[And then…yup. He just threw it. At the castle. And the behemoth mechanical monster flies through, literally through the massive castle, passing through as if no more than a ghost, before exploding. Before EXPLODING. And as the magnificent explosion ended, the suit and person inside of it suddenly begins to realize that, hey, he’s not at the Statue of Liberty anymore. And is turning it’s mechanical head side to side, analyzing his surroundings]

JODY?! WHERE DID YOU AND THE STATUE OF LIBERTY GO!? WHEN DID A CASTLE GET HERE?! JODY?! JOOOOOODYYYYYY?!

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[fired-once.livejournal.com]

[totally saw that explosion, then opens his journal and hears this all]

Please, no destruction of property. It's not very becoming.

Also, the Statue of Liberty is right where you left it. It's you who's been moved.

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

What the...WHO SAID THAT? HOW DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THIS CHANNEL? IT IS A VERY TOP SECRET COMMUNICATIONS CHANNEL!

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[fired-once.livejournal.com]

[just because you said that...]

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

[actually on the top-secret communications channel]

My name's Tony Stark. I'm with the... local peace keeping authorities.

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

[And a momentary pause]

That answers one question. It's a pleasure, but if you could kindly point me in the direction of the United States of America, and forgot you ever accessed this channel, you would be doing your country a favor and a justice.

[white-knight11.livejournal.com]

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[you're going to give the boy shellshock, good grief]

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

[AND HE IS DOING ANOTHER DOUBLE TAKE]

WOULD YOU PEOPLE PLEASE STAY OFF THIS LINE. YOU ARE COMMITTING CRIMINAL ACTS BY INVADING IT!

[white-knight11.livejournal.com]

The matter of channels authorization is hardly-

[mental flails a bit]

No, no, this isn't a computer, it's a journal, a journal!! And did you really have to throw that tank through the castle? Bystanders could have been hurt!

[or so says Nukezaku]

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

A journal? What are you talking about?!

And yes, I did. FOR JUSTICE!

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

They're not on the line, actually. Only I am. [lulz, totally had this happen to him when he arrived]

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

Then I must ask, by the power invested to me by my position in State, that you disconnect from this channel, and then explain what this journal business is all about.

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

[dictated after he made an effort to jump out of it's way...]

SWEET CHAOS FLOODING WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!

[only to find that nothing's broken]

It was... kinda cool. Is it suppose to do that? I thought I was going to die.

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

[A third one]

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO GAVE OUT THIS CHANNEL'S FREQUENCY!

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

What? What frequency?

Because if we're talking about this TV show's frequency of blowing things up, it's been out for a while.

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

The frequency of this comms channel that you have currently been talking on.

The explosions are significant because they resemble the reawakening of justice in American hearts.

[ dictated forever! ]

[livewithguilt.livejournal.com]

[ Sup suit that looks better than the one Brain made. ]

I would like you better if you stopped shouting. Who is Jody?

and ever!

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

Those shouts are the shouts of the justice that burns within my soul. And Jody is my secretary, who was about to be blown up by that tank I just threw.

[livewithguilt.livejournal.com]

Justice, is it?

Do you normally throw things at your secretary?

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

Yes! Justice!

Not at all. I was in the middle of throwing this one away from her.

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

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[cruxified]

Please refrain from screaming into the journal. I can hear you well enough from the eleventh floor, and my windows are closed.

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

I only recently found this journal. And had the misfortune of being brought hear during a very turbulent time. And my screams are the screams of a soul that BURNS WITH JUSTICE!

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[cruxified]

[... is this guy for real?]

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[cruxified]

I hope you've figured out that screaming and panicking does not alleviate a situation.

[suckmymissile.livejournal.com]

That was a scream of battle, a battle for the justice and the freedom that all Americans enjoy.

Nut now, it is not so applicable. So I will not scream any longer. Only dictate what the justice inside me commands me to.