Plan #3

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

[HEY THERE CAIR PARADISA~~~.

…If you happen to look outside your window, guess what you’ll see?

You’ll see a gigantic robotic monkey, almost a dozen stories high, powered by a tiny mouse at the helm, heading for the castle. That tiny mouse just may be off on a rant about world domination or some such thing. He is going to lay siege to the castle until you surrender and make him your leader.

…….Alas, somehow, squirrels got into the joints of his gigantic robot. :( So after about ten minutes or so… the whole thing will collapse and fall apart into a billion pieces.

HAVE FUN.]

Yess....! YESSSS.....!!!!

Comments

[blockoutnoise.livejournal.com]

[stares at it...] Who made the giant robot?

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

[giant. robot. moves. closer]

It is I! The Brain!!!

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

[laughing. What? It is pretty funny.]

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

[>(

STOMP STOMP STOMP]

[blockoutnoise.livejournal.com]

[is unsurprised to hear his laughter.]

[unleashedforce.livejournal.com]

[Looks out his window. There's a smirk. And lightning tingling along his fingers]

Looks like you're having fun.

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

I am.... I AMM...!!!

[stomps stomp, waves a tree around, almost at the castle, etc]

[livewithguilt.livejournal.com]

[ Sup Brain! Binx is watching you from his perch in the window, tail twitching. ]

A monkey.

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

[Sup Binx! Brian is brandishing a huge tree]

A MONKEY!!

Surrender now, Cair Paraisa, and I shall ensure that I am a kind and benevolent ruler to you all!!

[not-from-mars.livejournal.com]

[the Doctor is secretly criticizing your robot-making abilities :|]

Blimey.

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

[stfu, gtfo and diaf Doctor :((( it's the squirrels' fault]

AHAHAHAHAH--!!

[more OMINOUS CREAKING NOISES]

[weeabot.livejournal.com]

[GASP! You can practically HEAR the hearts in his eyes!]

WHAT... WHAT AN AMAZING ROBOT!

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU!! Only I, the Brain, am capable of designing a machine which such--

[...one of the fingers falls off :(]

[mousehearted.livejournal.com]

Oh.

...

Wow.

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

Yess.... yesss!!! I do have a habit of inspiring awe...

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

...

What is the point of this?

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

I am a laboratory mouse bent on world domination!! With this, Paradisa shall bow to--

[CREAAAAKY SQUEAKY NOISES]

[actuallydemonic.livejournal.com]

HAUUUUUUAUUUUUUUUUU!

W-W-W-hat is going on!?

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

AHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Yes.... yess......!!!!

[creaky noises, FOOT FALLS OFF]

...NOOO.... NOOOOOO!!!

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

[dictated, slightly surprised]

... I see a Giant Robot.

And it looks like a monkey.

[long pause and then he sounds so very excited]

Not an egg, but I'm still allowed to break it, right??

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

[TRYING TO CONTROL GIGANTIC WOBBLY MONKEY, BRB


--wait, BREAK IT?!?!?!?]

You most certainly may not, you heathen!! Do not touch my creations!!

[lessthanstelar.livejournal.com]

Whoa!!

[staaaaares]

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

[impressive, is it not?



Alas, it is now just an impressive heap of metal.

meanwhile Brain is headed back to da lab again, yo]

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

I've seen better.

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

[ffff]

I would not expect foolish human eyes to realise true genius when they see it.

Blast those squirrels; blast them!

[headed back to da lab :(]

[cosmic-engineer.livejournal.com]

[Omega's sense of engineering is offended]

Not a very efficient design.

[ponderlicious.livejournal.com]

[ignores; he thinks you're another playa hatin' human :\

besides, he is PREPARING FOR TOMORROW NIGHT!!!]