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[originofsin.livejournal.com]

(journal picks up flicking of pages, all words are dictated)

Heh. You crazy mortals and your sex drives.

(crunching noise, he's eating his rock candy again)

All the more reason why you're all nothing but-- 

(is cut off by barking, muffled slightly from a door, and scratching on a door)

.....

No. You can't be serious. You're fucking kidding me.

(journal is set on table)

I THREW YOU OUT. SO STAY. OUT.

(happy puppy noises all around the room)

GET OFF THE BED!


((ooc: Envy had thrown out his puppy the other day, but its back. XD; ))

Comments

[bowwow-bangbang.livejournal.com]

Oh, look - Lassie came home.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

You shut up! I don't even get what that means!

[bowwow-bangbang.livejournal.com]

Giovanni came back.

I told you he would. He always does. [gone!]

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

Okay. Have your laugh.

But so help me I'm killing the mutt.

[six-tentacles.livejournal.com]

Bad Luck?

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

Tons of it.

[six-tentacles.livejournal.com]

If it bothers you so much why haven't you just given it to someone else?

[bowwow-bangbang.livejournal.com]

It's got Hooked-on-Cain

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

I'm sure as hell looking into it.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Does something that was never classified as living count as mortal?
We're curious.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

If you put a knife in it and it bleeds to death, that'd be mortal.

You the one that started all that idiotic mess?

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We've never tried dying, though we suppose it must be possible.

We're sure people will assume so. However, while we certainly took part, we were not the cause of it.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

Experiment a little. That'd be fun to hear about~

Whatever. Its still one massive headache and a castleful of whiners.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

You got a point to make, smartass?

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

Sucks to be you.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

You have no idea.

[dirtyrottenliar.livejournal.com]

I bet I do.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

I'm not mortal.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

You implying you have a sex drive?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

No. Not naturally. But I DO enjoy it.

[fullymetallic.livejournal.com]

Envious much?

And be nice to that dog.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

Oh, look at that. The shrimp's got a sense of humor~ Did it hurt your little brain thinking of that one?

And if I don't?

[fullymetallic.livejournal.com]

If you're wanting to insult me you'll have to do better than that.

If you don't you're setting a horrible example for the impressionable youth.