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[originofsin.livejournal.com]

(journal picks up flicking of pages, all words are dictated)

Heh. You crazy mortals and your sex drives.

(crunching noise, he's eating his rock candy again)

All the more reason why you're all nothing but-- 

(is cut off by barking, muffled slightly from a door, and scratching on a door)

.....

No. You can't be serious. You're fucking kidding me.

(journal is set on table)

I THREW YOU OUT. SO STAY. OUT.

(happy puppy noises all around the room)

GET OFF THE BED!


((ooc: Envy had thrown out his puppy the other day, but its back. XD; ))

Comments

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

A few minutes of pleasure with a lot of sweat and energy that can be used for other things. Yeah, not my idea of enjoyable.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

.....you've never done it have you?

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

I have. But not for pleasure.

It was more like a bargaining chip for me in my world.

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

pfft. You need to do it for fun some time. Not like there is a whole lot better to do around here.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

My body doesn't register sexual pleasures.

Maybe you want a puppy to fill up that free time of yours?

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

That's possibly the saddest thing I've heard all day, Envy.

AUGH! No! Keep those fucking things away from me!