http://originofsin.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] originofsin.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2007-06-07 10:28 pm
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(journal picks up flicking of pages, all words are dictated)

Heh. You crazy mortals and your sex drives.

(crunching noise, he's eating his rock candy again)

All the more reason why you're all nothing but-- 

(is cut off by barking, muffled slightly from a door, and scratching on a door)

.....

No. You can't be serious. You're fucking kidding me.

(journal is set on table)

I THREW YOU OUT. SO STAY. OUT.

(happy puppy noises all around the room)

GET OFF THE BED!


((ooc: Envy had thrown out his puppy the other day, but its back. XD; ))

[identity profile] twoto-two.livejournal.com 2007-06-08 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
No, thank you; we have four of them.

As we've said to others, the castle would be less disturbed if we'd dissected the boy and strung him up by his intestines. Interesting priorities, to say the least.

[identity profile] twoto-two.livejournal.com 2007-06-08 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
This may be true from an outside point of view, but killing loses its excitement over the years whereas sex does not.
That being said, sex was not even involved, which makes the castle's reaction even more ridiculous.

[identity profile] twoto-two.livejournal.com 2007-06-08 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
If you say so.

Perhaps we're not so inclined to kill because we understand it's a waste of their energy, which we could have harvested. It may be different in your world.

[identity profile] twoto-two.livejournal.com 2007-06-08 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it's not so different after all. There are similar circumstances in our world, too, but the humans were more useful to us alive than dead. What's the use of a dead battery~?