http://justpouncing.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] justpouncing.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2012-01-02 12:34 pm
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first lesson;

[ Dictated; after the sounds of things crashing and breaking are done with... ]

Wh—what's going on?! Timon?! Pumbaa! Where are you guys?

[ There are even more sounds now, little paws scrambling about, things being knocked over, claws scratching at the walls, windows, and door. ]

This isn't funny, you guys! Where did you put me? Let me out of here! Is this some sort of test?! I thought we were friends already! ...Oh wait, then does that mean I'm failing? I'm not supposed to panic, right?

Okay, okay! Hakuna Matata! I'm fine. Keep me in here as long as you want, I'll definitely pass! [ A beat, then more quietly. ] I wonder if there's any food in here... This is a really weird looking cave.

[ ooc; Lion cub in the lobby, if you wanna run into him! Dictated as well. It's not like he can open doors... ]

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[a quirk of an eyebrow. Stupid lion]

Oh, so it's not good enough for you, but good enough for me? That's nice.

You can't hunt here, not now, so you have to eat stuff like this.

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't eat meat- especially raw. And why can't you eat it?

Ah...I don't suppose you know what winter is, do you?

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
But if you don't eat meat- what do you eat with them? Lions can't be herbivores- er, plant eaters.

[Yeah see how long you last bro. ]

Um...here, come here and I'll show you. [He walks over to a window that's covered by a curtain and waits for the cub]

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
So you eat...bugs. [...weirdest lion EVER]

[He holds that curtain open for the cub, making sure there is a good amount of space between them because this is a strange lions and lions freak him out, he watches him scramble off the seat]

Ah yes, some months during the year here...it turns very cold and snows. Most animals leave for somewhere warmer or go to sleep for months. If there is anything to hunt, your fur coat is not warm enough for winter so you'd freeze to death before you found it.

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
No, that's not magic. That's a window.

In order to protect ourselves from the cold, rain or other things- humans make buildings- which works like a cave to protect us. Windows are made out of glass, a clear thing, that lets us see outside our buildings.

You'd need a door to get out.

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[STUPID LION >\ HE WAS ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION]

Fine.

[He'll walk over to the front door, pulling it open. Have fun lion B| ]

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
-- Lion?

[That yowling is so sad to hear. Even if he HATES YOUR KIND, hearing an animal in pain is not cool. So he'll pull the hood of his sweater up and head out there to try to to find the lion - all while he's trying to tell himself that it's just...a really werid looking dog and NOT a lion NO SIREE]

1/2

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Excuse him as he has a mini panick attack right then and there from a lion JUMPING ON HIM AND CLIMBING ON HIM. Though he completely deserves this really Shaking and cringing and yelping and all that]

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[And once that moment's done, he'll give into the godless killing machine's demands]

Okay okay!

[Running back inside now while making sure that lion doesn't slip off him and slamming the door shut- away from the cold!]

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow that is...pretty dramatic considering you do what his idiot dogs do every flipping morning when it's time to go outside and Elyan has done at least once.]

Lion-!

[He also knows that poor thing got soaked to the bone, and needs to be warmed up quickly unless he wants even worse problems. So he'll quickly follow after around the corner]

It's okay, really. It's my fault for letting you go out there.

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He approaches, kneeling down near Simba. He'll reach over and very tentatively put his hand on Simba to give him a bit of warmth and comfort, though his gloves are still very much on]

I know...most of us do.

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll glance over at him. He wants to ask more, but that'd be prying]

We should get you warmed up, all right? Things will seem a bit better once you're not cold and hungry.


...I'll even see what I can do about getting you bugs, though...they probably won't be alive.

[identity profile] save-the-souls.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[You have to be the most dramatic cat ever. He meanwhile wishes for a towel and a blanket and uses the towel to help Simba with that drying process like you would any animal after a bath- but gently so, so the lion doesn't freak out and claw him more or in reverse, he has a panic attack from being so close to a lion]

This is to help dry you, okay?

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