first lesson;

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

[ Dictated; after the sounds of things crashing and breaking are done with... ]

Wh—what's going on?! Timon?! Pumbaa! Where are you guys?

[ There are even more sounds now, little paws scrambling about, things being knocked over, claws scratching at the walls, windows, and door. ]

This isn't funny, you guys! Where did you put me? Let me out of here! Is this some sort of test?! I thought we were friends already! ...Oh wait, then does that mean I'm failing? I'm not supposed to panic, right?

Okay, okay! Hakuna Matata! I'm fine. Keep me in here as long as you want, I'll definitely pass! [ A beat, then more quietly. ] I wonder if there's any food in here... This is a really weird looking cave.

[ ooc; Lion cub in the lobby, if you wanna run into him! Dictated as well. It's not like he can open doors... ]

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[ITS FOR HYGIENE REASONS HONEY. REALLY. He'll call out from around the corner]

Done...?

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

Hold on!

[ He's trying to bat the litter that fell out back into the box, but it's impossible to pick it up. Damn. Is he going to get in trouble?! At least the important part stayed in the box! ]

Don't be mad.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

....Why would I be mad?

[Sounds confused, a bit worried...almost scared to look because my god what did you do to the rug]

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

Some of the dirt fell out! I can't help it, it's too small for me!

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

...Oh, that's all?

Don't worry about it, all right? It'll be cleaned up.

GO THE HELL TO BED /CHOMPS

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

[ Oh okay. In that case he'll trot around the corner after Allen wuzzup. That blanket's probably in the litter mess somewhere now. ]

MY GROGGY MIND THOUGHT THAT SIMBA WAS TELLING ME TO GO TO HELL

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[He'll watch the little lion. Simba, you are easily the weirdest effing lion he has ever met, okay?]

All right...I suppose we just need to find your room now.

THAT'S RIGHT GO TO THE BAD PLACE DOWN BELOW

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

My room?

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

The place that you can stay for the night.

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

Oh. I can't stay here?

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

You can, but hundreds of people come through here every day. You won't get much rest.

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay. I guess some privacy would be nice.

[ Looking up at Allen READY TO FOLLOW THE LEADER. ]

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

Mm, it certainly is.

Follow me. [He'll start heading up for the stairs]

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

[ Stairs? Hopefully there aren't too many. OF COURSE HE CAN HANDLE ANYTHING but it's been a looong day... ]

How long have you lived here?

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[Ha..ha...ha...]

Do you know what a year is?

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

[ Simba BARELY knows what seasons even are. ]

No.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

I see.

Longer than you have been alive, probably.

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

Oh.

I don't want to be here for that long!

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. It's extremely rare someone stays as long as I have.

I'm sure you'll be back home long before then.

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

So what makes you so special?

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[he shrugs]

Not sure. It's probably because I'm cursed and very unlucky.

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

Wow that's not very positive.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[He glances back and in a casual tone]

Oh no, it's true. I am cursed. That's not me being dramatic.

[justpouncing.livejournal.com]

So what?! Hakuna Matata!

[ It's a lot easier to say that to someone else than to believe it himself, but right now he's trying darnit! ]

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

Haku-

What?