96.1 - backdated to Monday @ 10 PM

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

[ten PM sees the castle being serenaded by the usual song - but it's a cover, this time - a woman's lilt instead of Leonard Cohen's gravelly rumble]

Hey, folks, it's that time again. This is Hard Harry comin' at you with a fistful of this week's sticky scoop on life in Castle Wonderfuck. Apparently, the place has turned itself into the Far East for however fucking long. Guess we all gotta start reading up on Indian horror stories? As long as the cows don't start attacking us, I think I'll be good. And hey, even if we do? Free sacred cheeseburgers. Moo moo moo, motherfuckers. [Harry snickers and lights up a cigarette, spinning around in his chair. once he's taken a drag, he sets it in his ashtray, then picks up the pouch of caisos he found on his dresser and starts tossing it up and down in time with the music. clink, clink]

I think my question for the week is, who's got the best batshit meteor loss story? That seems to have been last week's running topic of discussion, so I think we should turn tonight into the Greatest Hits. And I'm not talking angst fodder, I'm talking, you saw someone make a complete idiot out of themselves. The kind of shit that gets photos in the yearbook. Or would if we had one.

New people! We got a lot of those this week, didn't we? A tip of the hat I'm not wearin' to Elrond, Aveline, Bethany, Steve, Castiel, Ryotaro, Noble Six, Xena, Geoffrey, andBucky! Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think a couple of the random people that showed up during all that meteor craziness stuck around, too. ....

So, let's hear it, folks! Stories, questions, comments, concerns. Random castle hatred binges. Whatever's on your mind, hit me with it. That's why I sit on my ass in this spinny chair once a week, ain't it? Let's go!

Comments

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Eesh. Don't remind me. I have an ex-girlfriend in this pantheon. Good thing Kali was never big on the whole festival thing.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

... You dated Kali? And she didn't like ... rip your head off?

[STORY TIME WITH UNCLE GABE IS THE BEST TIME]

Finally, I have a character who isn't too prudish to comment on these

[forgedinbattle.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the welcome, I guess.

/WILD APPLAUSE

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Hey, no problem. S'what I do around here. Which one're you?

[fatedtobehated.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the welcome. It's very much appreciated.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Hey, no problem. It's kinda my little thing I do. Which one're you?

[thetrudger.livejournal.com]

[chuckles] Interesting thing you have going here. Are you a sort of town crier?

I thank you for the introduction. I have to say, being thrown into a magical castle that grants your wishes has not been an inconvenience thus far.

[If you listen closely, you might hear the swish of liquid as Geoff orders up a glass of wine.]

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Town crier? Ha, I like it. Yeah, sure, why not!

Just be careful not to wish for too much shit at once, it'll come back and bite you in the ass.

[kungfuwitch.livejournal.com]

Don't you think we've had enough embarrassment?

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Ha, not 'til we're all dead. I'm seventeen. Life IS embarrassment.

[biwinning]

... Ehehehe. Cathtle Wonderfuck.

[YEP STILL A 13-YEAR-OLD.]

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, like that, do ya? I can't take credit for it, though. Some guy who used to live here came up with it.

[letmetouchit.livejournal.com]

Are you normally so long winded?

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Only on Mondays. You one of the new guys?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Eesh. Don't remind me. I have an ex-girlfriend in this pantheon. Good thing Kali was never big on the whole festival thing.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

... You dated Kali? And she didn't like ... rip your head off?

[STORY TIME WITH UNCLE GABE IS THE BEST TIME]

Finally, I have a character who isn't too prudish to comment on these

[forgedinbattle.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the welcome, I guess.

/WILD APPLAUSE

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Hey, no problem. S'what I do around here. Which one're you?

[fatedtobehated.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the welcome. It's very much appreciated.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Hey, no problem. It's kinda my little thing I do. Which one're you?

[thetrudger.livejournal.com]

[chuckles] Interesting thing you have going here. Are you a sort of town crier?

I thank you for the introduction. I have to say, being thrown into a magical castle that grants your wishes has not been an inconvenience thus far.

[If you listen closely, you might hear the swish of liquid as Geoff orders up a glass of wine.]

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Town crier? Ha, I like it. Yeah, sure, why not!

Just be careful not to wish for too much shit at once, it'll come back and bite you in the ass.

[kungfuwitch.livejournal.com]

Don't you think we've had enough embarrassment?

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Ha, not 'til we're all dead. I'm seventeen. Life IS embarrassment.

[biwinning]

... Ehehehe. Cathtle Wonderfuck.

[YEP STILL A 13-YEAR-OLD.]

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, like that, do ya? I can't take credit for it, though. Some guy who used to live here came up with it.

[letmetouchit.livejournal.com]

Are you normally so long winded?

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Only on Mondays. You one of the new guys?