96.1 - backdated to Monday @ 10 PM

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

[ten PM sees the castle being serenaded by the usual song - but it's a cover, this time - a woman's lilt instead of Leonard Cohen's gravelly rumble]

Hey, folks, it's that time again. This is Hard Harry comin' at you with a fistful of this week's sticky scoop on life in Castle Wonderfuck. Apparently, the place has turned itself into the Far East for however fucking long. Guess we all gotta start reading up on Indian horror stories? As long as the cows don't start attacking us, I think I'll be good. And hey, even if we do? Free sacred cheeseburgers. Moo moo moo, motherfuckers. [Harry snickers and lights up a cigarette, spinning around in his chair. once he's taken a drag, he sets it in his ashtray, then picks up the pouch of caisos he found on his dresser and starts tossing it up and down in time with the music. clink, clink]

I think my question for the week is, who's got the best batshit meteor loss story? That seems to have been last week's running topic of discussion, so I think we should turn tonight into the Greatest Hits. And I'm not talking angst fodder, I'm talking, you saw someone make a complete idiot out of themselves. The kind of shit that gets photos in the yearbook. Or would if we had one.

New people! We got a lot of those this week, didn't we? A tip of the hat I'm not wearin' to Elrond, Aveline, Bethany, Steve, Castiel, Ryotaro, Noble Six, Xena, Geoffrey, andBucky! Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think a couple of the random people that showed up during all that meteor craziness stuck around, too. ....

So, let's hear it, folks! Stories, questions, comments, concerns. Random castle hatred binges. Whatever's on your mind, hit me with it. That's why I sit on my ass in this spinny chair once a week, ain't it? Let's go!

Comments

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

So ... you guys are in contact with your gods? That's ... kind of a new thing for me, since I got here.

[he's had a few conversations with The Almighty, anyway]

[forgedinbattle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, some people are. Believe me, it's not always a good thing. If I could get Ares out of my hair permanently, I'd be a happy woman.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

God of war, right? I remember that from my mythology book. .... Damn. Yeah, don't think he necessarily would seem like a nice guy.

[forgedinbattle.livejournal.com]

Yep. He's a pain in the neck. They're not all so bad, though. Cupid's a decent guy. He's here- you might've met him.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

You mean, like arrows and hearts, that Cupid? .... Nah, I didn't realize he was here. That's ... [he whistles]

Valentine's Day oughta be interesting this year.

[forgedinbattle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, with the arrows. [Those. damn. arrows.] From what I hear, it's a bit of a sore point. Apparently he's not crazy about the way you guys represent him.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

So ... what's he really like, then? If anyone here'd know, it'd be you, right?

[forgedinbattle.livejournal.com]

Think less "flying kid in a diaper" and more "grown man with wings." I don't know him too well, but he seems alright. Though his kid could do with a bit more supervision if you ask me. Let me tell you, those arrows can cause a lot of trouble.