> Sollux: Turn into a bee. [Action!]

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[So the castle locked everyone out for a while. Sollux would probably be one of the first to start whining about this sort of thing... if he could even have access to a journal. It's not that he can't find one or anything-- it's more that he's just a bit too tiny for that. And by a bit I mean a lot. Due to a loss, Sollux is now bee-sized, along with a pair of wings to match the change. He can't be bigger than an inch at least, right now.

And needless to say, he's not happy with this new development. Cue a bug-sized troll attempting to find his way back to his room, and probably annoying a few people along the way. And also getting distracted by flowers. Bee instincts, man.

Feel free to run into him... or swat at him.]

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[And then it finally sinks in.]

Sollux? [She's now holding him up to her face, still sniffing!] No way!

I thought I smelled you! How did you...

Did the castle turn you into one of your mind bees?! HAHAHA! This is too good!

can't unsee terezi as rafiki now

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Yeth it did, now shut the fuck up and thtop doing that! You're going to inhale me or thomething and I don't want to know what the inthide of your nathal cavity lookth like.

[SO MUCH DISGRUNTLED BUZZING.]

you follow old terezi, she knows the way!

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[Terezi stops sniffing him, but only because she is too busy doubling over in laughter.]

Hey! [A sudden realization hits!] The castle turned Aradia into a croakbeast, and now, you're a bee... when is it going to turn me into a dragon?! [Have the biggest grin ever, Sollux. How big and menacing do her teeth look right now?]

[And now she's thinking about stuff. Very MISCHIEVOUS stuff.]

sdjkfgh

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[Oh god, Terezi-dragon is kind of a horrifying thought. As are her teeth. And her expression right now.]

... I don't know, it'th not like I athked for thith. Tho wanna do me a favor and bring me to my room or thomething, I can't fucking find my way.

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Of course!

[But it isn't easy to be done with Terezi's craziness.] But first, I want to know something... hehe!

Are you hungry, Sollux? Hahahaha... [Have another evil grin!]

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...Uh.


Yeah, thure. Why?

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Great! So am I, hehehe!

[She settles down on the hallway floor, still holding him in her hand.] Castle, I wish for the following: a bouquet of assorted red flowers, a spoon, a medium-sized jar, a loaf of bread, and a knife!

Hahahaha! [She continues to laugh while her requests are granted >:]] So Sollux, are you a bee on the inside, too, or just on the outside?!

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[It takes him a second (he has an excuse, those flowers are distracting) but eventually he realizes what she's getting at.]

--Jutht the outthide TZ, and even if I wathn't, I'm thtill not making you any fucking honey!

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[She pouts and gets up from where she was sitting, grabbing the bouquet of flowers.] Oh, come on! That would've been the opportunity of a lifetime! I would've been the first troll to taste Sollux honey...

Go ahead. [She holds the bouquet out towards him.] I don't care anymore! Your honey probably tastes like your text. Icky bitter mustard, blargh!

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It'th a long processth anyway! Can't you jutht wish up honey if you want it tho bad?!

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Sollux. I'm pretty sure I can't wish up Sollux honey!

[She licks a red carnation and is visibly disappointed. Look what you did, Sollux.] Where's your damn room.

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[HE-- HE DOESN'T WANT HER TO BE DISAPPOINTED, but he can't just go and make honey.]

I don't even know how to do it from thith perthpective! I've never made honey before!

[Sigh.]

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