> Sollux: Turn into a bee. [Action!]

[biwinning]

[So the castle locked everyone out for a while. Sollux would probably be one of the first to start whining about this sort of thing... if he could even have access to a journal. It's not that he can't find one or anything-- it's more that he's just a bit too tiny for that. And by a bit I mean a lot. Due to a loss, Sollux is now bee-sized, along with a pair of wings to match the change. He can't be bigger than an inch at least, right now.

And needless to say, he's not happy with this new development. Cue a bug-sized troll attempting to find his way back to his room, and probably annoying a few people along the way. And also getting distracted by flowers. Bee instincts, man.

Feel free to run into him... or swat at him.]

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[biwinning]

[It takes him a second (he has an excuse, those flowers are distracting) but eventually he realizes what she's getting at.]

--Jutht the outthide TZ, and even if I wathn't, I'm thtill not making you any fucking honey!

[redisdelicious.livejournal.com]

[She pouts and gets up from where she was sitting, grabbing the bouquet of flowers.] Oh, come on! That would've been the opportunity of a lifetime! I would've been the first troll to taste Sollux honey...

Go ahead. [She holds the bouquet out towards him.] I don't care anymore! Your honey probably tastes like your text. Icky bitter mustard, blargh!

[biwinning]

It'th a long processth anyway! Can't you jutht wish up honey if you want it tho bad?!

[redisdelicious.livejournal.com]

Sollux. I'm pretty sure I can't wish up Sollux honey!

[She licks a red carnation and is visibly disappointed. Look what you did, Sollux.] Where's your damn room.

[biwinning]

[HE-- HE DOESN'T WANT HER TO BE DISAPPOINTED, but he can't just go and make honey.]

I don't even know how to do it from thith perthpective! I've never made honey before!

[Sigh.]

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