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> Sollux: Turn into a bee. [Action!]

[So the castle locked everyone out for a while. Sollux would probably be one of the first to start whining about this sort of thing... if he could even have access to a journal. It's not that he can't find one or anything-- it's more that he's just a bit too tiny for that. And by a bit I mean a lot. Due to a loss, Sollux is now bee-sized, along with a pair of wings to match the change. He can't be bigger than an inch at least, right now.

And needless to say, he's not happy with this new development. Cue a bug-sized troll attempting to find his way back to his room, and probably annoying a few people along the way. And also getting distracted by flowers. Bee instincts, man.

Feel free to run into him... or swat at him.]

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[At the moment, Terezi's wandering around the castle, nose sniffing each room door. She actually had fun outside of the castle grounds when everyone was locked out, but now that the doors have opened again, she's pretty agitated. She went all the way up to the fourteenth floor to discover that her room's been changed!

Cue a troll-sized troll attempting to find her way back to her new room. She's grouching to herself about castle injustices when she notices the faint but persistent buzzing of a bee near her ears.]

Stupid bee. How the hell did you get up here? [Without a second thought, she swats at the bug with the back of her hand.]

[Well ow. That kind of hurt.]

It'th fucking me, TZ! Uthe your thtupid thmelling powersth or thomething.

[Yeah, with small ~~lungs~~ air-expulsion and ventilation organs and small ~~vocal cords~~ voice reverberators, he's not going to be very loud. It sounds more like quiet yelling. Maybe with some lisping thrown in.]

[It's Vriska.

In the kitchen.

Trying to eat a motherfucking sandwich.

What do?]

[Clearly the answer is buzz around her sandwich because it looks tasty as fuck.]

[She's chewing, she's chewing...

Oh god, she probably eats like a hot mess, mayonnaise all up on her lips and probably talks with food still in her mouth--]

Ew, gross! What the hell?

[Yeah, she just did that.]

[You know what ~~beeth~~ bees like? Flowers. And you know what Nepeta has in her hand? Flowers. Pretty ones that she found in the greenhouse that she thought would complete her tea table purrfectly.

And now she's walking toward a purrticularly tiny Sollux, completely unaware that it's even him. Gosh, those flowers sure are pretty! What's a bee to do?]

[Well, she heard something. Terezi isn't sure what it is, exactly, but she knows she heard some faint lisp!]

Are you... talking? [With one smooth movement, she grabs him with her hand and sniffs him closely.]

[Wait for it...]

[And then it finally sinks in.]

Sollux? [She's now holding him up to her face, still sniffing!] No way!

I thought I smelled you! How did you...

Did the castle turn you into one of your mind bees?! HAHAHA! This is too good!

[...Oh my glub.

Sollux finds himself kind of drifting toward said flower, almost automatically. It is a nice little flower, isn't it? It's like it's calling to him. He has to land on it.]

[Oh jesus christ, abort mission, Vriska is a huge slob and spitting out globs of mayo when she talks.

TIME TO BUZZ THE FUCK OUT OF THERE and into her hair whoops that was not the right path.]

Yeth it did, now shut the fuck up and thtop doing that! You're going to inhale me or thomething and I don't want to know what the inthide of your nathal cavity lookth like.

[SO MUCH DISGRUNTLED BUZZING.]

[It's been a while since Aradia has seen or heard from her moirail, and not just because she's been buzzing around the outpost for a few days. And even better, since the castle got all eff'd up, she can't find his room, either. She's starting to get worried. What if he got sent back...??

She's checking the game room first, but if he's not there she'll continue searching the rest of the castle.]

Sollux? Are you in here?

[Yes, he's not in the game room. He's wandering around the fourth floor though, trying to get to his room at 416. If Aradia happens to wander on that floor, he'll immediately try to get her attention...

...By buzzing around in her face.]

[Well, she wanders and wanders and eventually winds up on the fourth floor, and-

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ as;fdkjlkj what's this thing buzzing all up in her grill. She instinctively swats at it.]

[Why does everyone he like hit him.

Oh yeah, because he's in bee-form. Okay, new tactic. LAND ON HER NOSE.]

AA!

[Oh for- wait. That tiny voice. That tiny, familiar voice. Aradia stops short of trying to shake him off, and goes cross-eyed trying to look at him instead.]

... Sollux?

[Oh. Yeah, that's definitely him. Only TINY. She'll bring a hand up to her nose so he can stand on it. Quick bro, you're tickling her nose.]

[Terezi stops sniffing him, but only because she is too busy doubling over in laughter.]

Hey! [A sudden realization hits!] The castle turned Aradia into a croakbeast, and now, you're a bee... when is it going to turn me into a dragon?! [Have the biggest grin ever, Sollux. How big and menacing do her teeth look right now?]

[And now she's thinking about stuff. Very MISCHIEVOUS stuff.]

[Okay okay, moving his little legs onto her hand now.]

Yeth.

[Oh god, Terezi-dragon is kind of a horrifying thought. As are her teeth. And her expression right now.]

... I don't know, it'th not like I athked for thith. Tho wanna do me a favor and bring me to my room or thomething, I can't fucking find my way.

Of course!

[But it isn't easy to be done with Terezi's craziness.] But first, I want to know something... hehe!

Are you hungry, Sollux? Hahahaha... [Have another evil grin!]

...Uh.

Yeah, thure. Why?

[And caaarefully moving her hand to where she can see him without hurting her eyes. So... so tiny. It's oddly adorable.]

That explains why I couldn't find you, I guess. When did this start?

Great! So am I, hehehe!

[She settles down on the hallway floor, still holding him in her hand.] Castle, I wish for the following: a bouquet of assorted red flowers, a spoon, a medium-sized jar, a loaf of bread, and a knife!

Hahahaha! [She continues to laugh while her requests are granted >:]] So Sollux, are you a bee on the inside, too, or just on the outside?!

[It takes him a second (he has an excuse, those flowers are distracting) but eventually he realizes what she's getting at.]

--Jutht the outthide TZ, and even if I wathn't, I'm thtill not making you any fucking honey!

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> Sollux: Turn into a bee. [Action!]

> Terezi: Unknowingly discover your bee-sized companion.

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you follow old terezi, she knows the way!

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