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[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[So here's Meowth, who, under the cover of darkness, is making like a good Pokemon thief and breaking into the animal sanctuary. Sadly, the castle wouldn't give him a giant mecha to make this as appopriately dramatic as possible and even if Jessie and James were here, he wouldn't be able to say the motto, so... Subtlety is also good. Really.

He has yet to realize the castle has inflicted a Loss on him and is more focused on picking the lock on the door with his claws. Surely, no one's going to be wandering around town at night to catch him. His luck can't be that bad, right?

Right?

Something startles him and he hits the ground, journal falling open beside him. It manages to procure a few interesting claw marks as he scrambles to close it, which might alert anyone's attentions to something being amiss, but Meowth isn't deterred. It's closed now. It cannot incriminate him- yeah, someone's been extra paranoid since he was informed the journals like to start dictating without your permission.

Journal put aside, he resumes picking the lock... Seriously, does an animal sanctuary really need a lock this hard to pick? It's like they don't want anyone to steal their Pokemon.]

[OOC: Available both in person and over the journal if you're wondering about the suspicious claw marks. Have at the currently not-talking Pokemon.]

Comments

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

[well because SOMEONE had to steal a Pokemon last time, the kid in charge of the rest of them had to put up some security measures.

Like a bunch of childish traps.

So uh... have a wet sponge on a rope "lick" you in the face. Or... at least startle Meowth because he's shorter than what Gold anticipated beforehand]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[WHAT THE HELL. And for the second time this night, Meowth falls off the door. Thankfully, he's very used to landing on his head.

And now for some good old-fashioned cursing at his terrible luck and... the sponge, except instead of the shrieking rage all that comes out is...]

Meowth, meowth, meoww- [....What the?] Meowth?

[Cue Meowth clapping his paws over his mouth. Well. This isn't good.]

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

[There's also this bitch called timing coming up.

A loud yawn followed by Kansai Japanese]

Ahh, if it's another squirrel I'm going to stop patrolling this late!

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[...Oh shit. That sounded like... Okay, Meowth's pretty sure he should speak that kind of human, but for some inexplicable reason like dub logic he does not. He does recognize the fact that he's about to get spotted and... Runs to hide behind something.

It's not cowardice. It's strategy! ...There could be windows on this side of the building.]

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

[and he comes around a bit after Meowth hides]

Damn, it was a squirrel. Well, I'm beat. You wanna head back to the castle or crash here?

[Hey look, there's an Aipom on his head]



Yeah, it couldn't hurt to crash.

[And Gold pulls out the keys from his pocket. Which one, which one...]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Peeeeek. That's definitely a Pokemon... So this twerpy kid's a trainer. And here Meowth thought he was done with those.

Weeeell, it won't hurt to sneak in right behind him when he opens the door. Like a ninja. Under the cover of darkness. He take one trainer and his little Aipom too.]

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

[By the way, that Aipom? Totally heard it and jumps off Gold to turn the lights on]

Gah, dear Ho-Oh that's bright!

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[......CURSE YOU, AIPOM.

Well. There's Meowth, poised in an awkward sneaking stance, eyes adjusting to the sudden brightness, frozen like maybe if he doesn't move, no one will see him.

Trainers are totally like t-rexes.]

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

Warn me next time, will ya buddy?

...Ataro?

[That Aipom is now staring at you Meowth.]

[3-butterflies.livejournal.com]

[Fluttershy finds she can't sleep that night, so she decides to see some animals! Cause animals rock.

She trots up to the sanctuary, and pauses seeing Meowth. she tilts her head, wondering... oh no, was the poor dear locked out?]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Earperk. Someone's here. Meowth slowly turns and...

...Oh, that's a Pokemon he's never seen before. Oh well. It's not exactly impressive- not that... you'd have to be, considering Meowth got bitchslapped by a Cascoon once. Well, time to be impressive. He waves a paw urging Fluttershy to leave and attempts to, well, tell her but all that she gets is...] Meowth.

[HOW DO YOU SHOT WORDS? DAMMIT.]

[3-butterflies.livejournal.com]

[And what he gets in return is a timid little horse whinny.

She slowly comes up to the lock, and tries hitting it with her hoof in an attempt to open it. Granted, she's as weak as a newborn kitten no offense dude but she is trying to help. She really believes the poor little kitty got locked out.]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[....Huh. Well, she doesn't understand Pokemon, apparently, which is weird. Then again, all of the Pokemon-but-aren't-really things here don't really speak his language. Still, she's helping him. He can jive that.

He flails his paws to get her attention and slams his paw against the other. Harder. The 'you kick like my paraplegic grandmother' is implied.]

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

[well because SOMEONE had to steal a Pokemon last time, the kid in charge of the rest of them had to put up some security measures.

Like a bunch of childish traps.

So uh... have a wet sponge on a rope "lick" you in the face. Or... at least startle Meowth because he's shorter than what Gold anticipated beforehand]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[WHAT THE HELL. And for the second time this night, Meowth falls off the door. Thankfully, he's very used to landing on his head.

And now for some good old-fashioned cursing at his terrible luck and... the sponge, except instead of the shrieking rage all that comes out is...]

Meowth, meowth, meoww- [....What the?] Meowth?

[Cue Meowth clapping his paws over his mouth. Well. This isn't good.]

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

[There's also this bitch called timing coming up.

A loud yawn followed by Kansai Japanese]

Ahh, if it's another squirrel I'm going to stop patrolling this late!

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[...Oh shit. That sounded like... Okay, Meowth's pretty sure he should speak that kind of human, but for some inexplicable reason like dub logic he does not. He does recognize the fact that he's about to get spotted and... Runs to hide behind something.

It's not cowardice. It's strategy! ...There could be windows on this side of the building.]

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

[and he comes around a bit after Meowth hides]

Damn, it was a squirrel. Well, I'm beat. You wanna head back to the castle or crash here?

[Hey look, there's an Aipom on his head]



Yeah, it couldn't hurt to crash.

[And Gold pulls out the keys from his pocket. Which one, which one...]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Peeeeek. That's definitely a Pokemon... So this twerpy kid's a trainer. And here Meowth thought he was done with those.

Weeeell, it won't hurt to sneak in right behind him when he opens the door. Like a ninja. Under the cover of darkness. He take one trainer and his little Aipom too.]

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

[By the way, that Aipom? Totally heard it and jumps off Gold to turn the lights on]

Gah, dear Ho-Oh that's bright!

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[......CURSE YOU, AIPOM.

Well. There's Meowth, poised in an awkward sneaking stance, eyes adjusting to the sudden brightness, frozen like maybe if he doesn't move, no one will see him.

Trainers are totally like t-rexes.]

[3-butterflies.livejournal.com]

[Fluttershy finds she can't sleep that night, so she decides to see some animals! Cause animals rock.

She trots up to the sanctuary, and pauses seeing Meowth. she tilts her head, wondering... oh no, was the poor dear locked out?]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Earperk. Someone's here. Meowth slowly turns and...

...Oh, that's a Pokemon he's never seen before. Oh well. It's not exactly impressive- not that... you'd have to be, considering Meowth got bitchslapped by a Cascoon once. Well, time to be impressive. He waves a paw urging Fluttershy to leave and attempts to, well, tell her but all that she gets is...] Meowth.

[HOW DO YOU SHOT WORDS? DAMMIT.]

[3-butterflies.livejournal.com]

[And what he gets in return is a timid little horse whinny.

She slowly comes up to the lock, and tries hitting it with her hoof in an attempt to open it. Granted, she's as weak as a newborn kitten no offense dude but she is trying to help. She really believes the poor little kitty got locked out.]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[....Huh. Well, she doesn't understand Pokemon, apparently, which is weird. Then again, all of the Pokemon-but-aren't-really things here don't really speak his language. Still, she's helping him. He can jive that.

He flails his paws to get her attention and slams his paw against the other. Harder. The 'you kick like my paraplegic grandmother' is implied.]