paradisalost | navy (6/20) day two - AFTERNOON to EVENING

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navy (6/20) day two - AFTERNOON to EVENING

[ Welcome to Purgatorio. It's the jewel of the ocean, the envy of the world, an island that's as pristine and polished as the Navy itself. People from all over the world come to enjoy the high culture. Of course, it's not like this is your first time visiting. It's where the Navy keeps it headquarters, after all, and that's exactly where you're heading. ]

[ Your wise and venerable leader, the Fleet Admiral, has called all of you Admirals together for a meeting. New assignments, updates, and the current going-ons will all be addressed. It's kind of a big deal. When it's time, get your asses to the meeting. But until then, take some time to chill out with your Navy bros. ]

(5 SECTIONS: ○ bar, ○ gardens, ○ greetings, ○ assignments, ○ meeting end)

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[ downing his seventh bottle ] Huh?

Nothing. [time for more juice except all he gets is that loud annoying sippy sound when it's finished]

Oh... I'm out of juice! I want another one.

[ orders another juicebox for chooper ]

Want another? They got other flavors if you're into that.

I wanna try the other flavors! [GIVE THEM TO HIM *w*]

Hm. [ smiles!! there's grape, apple, peach????? idk kiddy juice anymore ;; ] Go wild.

[there is peach juice what...... waves over whoever is at the bar ghkdsj]

Let me try all the juice flavors you have! [SO MUCH CHUGGIN AND SIPPIN]

[ this suddenly feels like a bad idea ]

Just don't get my drinks and your juice mixed up.

[TOO LATE. ERRBUDY GET TIPSY]

[ too busy finishing his bottle to care in this tag. in this moment... FILTH ]

[alcohol is nice. bro chooper has no tolerance he is like a babby.

gonna start...... rubbing his antlers... against moss head, uuuu]

[ what the hell is he doin--ANTLER IN HIS DEAD EYE ] What the hell are you doing?!

[JUST LAUGHING AND KEEPS DOING IT UGUUUUU]

Nothiiiing! Zoro's like a biiig tree!

[ spots the bottle ] Dammit! I told you to watch yourself! [ getting the wiggly chooper off his shoulder and holding him like delicate baby boy as he pries the bottle from his hoovey hand BT ]

[no why are you doing that. reaching for his bottle ;A;]

Zoroooo! Tha's miiine! You're bein' mean!

You're drunk off one bottle already! Dammit, now we've gotta get you sober before you set off. [ puts the bottle down on the the bar counter and holds chooper ]

[YOU ARE THE WORST BIG BRO. TEARS ARE FLOWIN']

[CRYING...... DOZing off..... sleeping.....drool...ing........uguuu]

[ watches this madness unfold in his arms ]

[ that was painful to watch .... gonna go find tamaki or chooper's boat.... and dump him off there... but they'll prolly get lost ]

[but he's drunk and vulnerable. and his sailor outfit is dirty now. little boy smells like juice and booze.... saddest reindeer :(]

Where the hell are the boats? Dammit, Chopper--You smell like crap. [ does he need to bathe you ]

[EATING INVISIBLE COTTON CANDY except the cotton candy is probably zoro's uniform coat. OOPS????]

All dis coddon candyyy... for meeee...

You're getting my uniform dirty! [ NHGNHGNGHGN must find locker place and when he does he kicks open the door ]

[GRAZING IN YOUR CLOTHES]

[ NGHGNHGNHG getting a wash basin.. tiny bathtub for chooper this is filthy god dammit MY SLUT UNIFORM ]

Just stick to juice or whatever next time! [ running hot and cold wata.... B( ]

navy (6/20) day two - AFTERNOON to EVENING

DANDY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

NO MORE NO MAS

I CANT

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

YES THIS IS REALITY

crawling in my skin.... this orange....... will not peel

stop this

oh ok. .......WHEN THE FANTASY HAS ENDED

AND ALL THE CHILDREN ARE GONE

SOMETHIN GUD INSIDE ME

HALPS ME 2 CARRY AWWWWWN

I ATE SUM BUGS I ATE SUM GRASS

USE MY HAND TO WHIPE MY TEARS

2 KISS UR MOUF I BREAK MAI VOWS

NONONON NO WAY JOOOSEE

1/2 UNLESS YEW WANT 2 DEN WE BREAK OUR VOWS TOGETHARRR

ENCARNACIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

DOODLEEE LEEELELELELEHEHELHHEHH HOOO 1/2

why is this happening

because you love me

I DO LOVE YOU

HEH [x|:3c

/FARTS ON

/THROWS POOP AT

/THROWS PESO AT

............i am worth more than a peso

/stuffs one dolla in ur double hat

thank you señor

stop using that N

ño

ñ___ñ

óAó

/POOPS

ñóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóó

DO YOU? DO YOU?

BAILAMOOOOOOOOOOOS

FILTH AND SIN

te quiero.... amor mio ;A;

you should go to the concert