navy (6/20) day two - AFTERNOON to EVENING

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

[ Welcome to Purgatorio. It's the jewel of the ocean, the envy of the world, an island that's as pristine and polished as the Navy itself. People from all over the world come to enjoy the high culture. Of course, it's not like this is your first time visiting. It's where the Navy keeps it headquarters, after all, and that's exactly where you're heading. ]

[ Your wise and venerable leader, the Fleet Admiral, has called all of you Admirals together for a meeting. New assignments, updates, and the current going-ons will all be addressed. It's kind of a big deal. When it's time, get your asses to the meeting. But until then, take some time to chill out with your Navy bros. ]

(5 SECTIONS: ○ bar, ○ gardens, ○ greetings, ○ assignments, ○ meeting end)

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HALPS ME 2 CARRY AWWWWWN

[zolo.livejournal.com]

[ what the hell is he doin--ANTLER IN HIS DEAD EYE ] What the hell are you doing?!

I ATE SUM BUGS I ATE SUM GRASS

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[JUST LAUGHING AND KEEPS DOING IT UGUUUUU]

Nothiiiing! Zoro's like a biiig tree!

USE MY HAND TO WHIPE MY TEARS

[zolo.livejournal.com]

[ spots the bottle ] Dammit! I told you to watch yourself! [ getting the wiggly chooper off his shoulder and holding him like delicate baby boy as he pries the bottle from his hoovey hand BT ]

2 KISS UR MOUF I BREAK MAI VOWS

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[no why are you doing that. reaching for his bottle ;A;]

Zoroooo! Tha's miiine! You're bein' mean!

NONONON NO WAY JOOOSEE

[zolo.livejournal.com]

You're drunk off one bottle already! Dammit, now we've gotta get you sober before you set off. [ puts the bottle down on the the bar counter and holds chooper ]

1/2 UNLESS YEW WANT 2 DEN WE BREAK OUR VOWS TOGETHARRR

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[YOU ARE THE WORST BIG BRO. TEARS ARE FLOWIN']

ENCARNACIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[CRYING...... DOZing off..... sleeping.....drool...ing........uguuu]

DOODLEEE LEEELELELELEHEHELHHEHH HOOO 1/2

[zolo.livejournal.com]

[ watches this madness unfold in his arms ]

why is this happening

[zolo.livejournal.com]

[ that was painful to watch .... gonna go find tamaki or chooper's boat.... and dump him off there... but they'll prolly get lost ]

because you love me

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[but he's drunk and vulnerable. and his sailor outfit is dirty now. little boy smells like juice and booze.... saddest reindeer :(]

I DO LOVE YOU

[zolo.livejournal.com]

Where the hell are the boats? Dammit, Chopper--You smell like crap. [ does he need to bathe you ]

HEH [x|:3c

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[EATING INVISIBLE COTTON CANDY except the cotton candy is probably zoro's uniform coat. OOPS????]

All dis coddon candyyy... for meeee...

/FARTS ON

[zolo.livejournal.com]

You're getting my uniform dirty! [ NHGNHGNGHGN must find locker place and when he does he kicks open the door ]

/THROWS POOP AT

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[GRAZING IN YOUR CLOTHES]

/THROWS PESO AT

[zolo.livejournal.com]

[ NGHGNHGNHG getting a wash basin.. tiny bathtub for chooper this is filthy god dammit MY SLUT UNIFORM ]

Just stick to juice or whatever next time! [ running hot and cold wata.... B( ]

............i am worth more than a peso

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[starting to wake up! rubbing little hoovey hands over his eyes]

Mmm, 's loud. Zoro? Are you... lost again? Hear... waterfall...

/stuffs one dolla in ur double hat

[zolo.livejournal.com]

[ running his hand under the water and making sure it's just right. zoro's rummaging though the cabinets for chopper's soap since they are always stocked just in case of his ~accidents~ or something. so zoro sets chopper down for a second on the counter ]

Yeah, just don't fall off or anything. [ mixing soap in with this mini-tub ]

thank you señor

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[nodding his head and... falling... asleep again]

stop using that N

[zolo.livejournal.com]

[ sighs and strips the babby reindere :T FILTH and gets to washing him cleeaaaan. HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE DONE THIS IN HIS AU LIFE???? he is a pro. ]

ño

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[ghksfj why is he suddenly naked and WATER EVERYWHERE oh okay you're washing him that's coo'. just gonna sit here and sober up a little bit doopdop

and this icon doesn't fit what's going on but none of the others do anyways and it's cute so whatevaaaa]

Oh... it's a bath!

ñ___ñ

[zolo.livejournal.com]

[ he has no loofa or sponge so have his fingers rubbing ur fat little cheeks and keeps pouring your kid's babby soap on you. ]

You were covered in crap! Now you got our uniforms dirty.

óAó

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[squirming around and making mumbly noises]

Mmm... ay wush? R'ro, da shikles...

/POOPS

[zolo.livejournal.com]

[ are you ready for the rinse? it's gonna be kinda cold to WAKE YEW UP. oh and ~gentle~ rubbing soap out of his furrrrrr ]

Uh-huh.

ñóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóó

[doublehats.livejournal.com]

[OKAY VERY AWAKE NOW. chooper goes super stiff except his arms wave around a little]

Cold--!

DO YOU? *DO YOU?*

[zolo.livejournal.com]

We're almost done. Are you clean? [ rubbing his squishy fat tummy free from soap ]