╬ first bite

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

[ Like his brother, Stefan can read. But unlike his brother he does not take any of this at face value. He is not happy. In fact, he sounds downright testy. ]

The name Paradisa is Greek in origin. It means garden or orchard. It’s fitting, ending up here. Oh, and Katherine, if this is your elaborate way of influencing my mind, you’re going to be sorely disappointed. Elena and I may not be together but I will never love you again. You will never understand mine or anybody’s idea of paradise. You only serve yourself and if Damon didn’t entomb you I will find you and do it myself.

This isn’t funny, Katherine!

If in fact, this is not a fabrication of my mind and I just yelled everything to complete strangers as it says I would’ve, I apologize. And if I am talking to myself…

Comments

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

[yeah, Amy sort of doubts that was meant metaphorically]

Does she happen to have a current boyfriend who is also a massive wanker?

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

She happens to be in love with me.

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

[huh. Her argument conversation with Damon just became more interesting]

That doesn't mean she can't be dating someone else.

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

She isn't - [ He really doesn't want to be explaining this. ] she has a - [ What's the word? ] rivalry with my girlfriend, Elena. It's...escalated.

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

Okay. Is there someone who loves her who also happens to be a massive wanker?

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

[ What? ] Not...that I know of. No offense, I didn't mean to share the previous with ... anyone. I was angry but the anger has passed. Would you settle for an introduction over personal information?

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

[facepalming. Really, really facepalming. Maybe they're not talking about the same Katherine, but Amy doesn't quite believe in coincidences anymore]

Yeeeeaaaah, the castle has a bad habit of opening our journals like that. I'm Amy.

[she sounds like a very Scottish Highlands young woman]

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

Stefan. You won't see that side of me again. I apologize. Are you and Damon friends? [ Because he just assumes everybody knows his brother. ]

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

Damon?

[pretty sure she never actually got his name]

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

I assumed everyone here knew of him.

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

Nope, sorry. Don't know anyone by that name. [but she's going to make an educated guess] Unless he's a massive wanker who has a thing going on with a lady named Katherine but hates the thought of getting married.

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

[ Yep, that's Damon. ]

I don't know. Maybe. [ Best to play close to the vest. ] Do you hate the thought of getting married? [ Now he's just making conversation. ]

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

[she sniffs in dry amusement]

I used to be scared of it. Does that count?

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

Possibly. Marriage is a big commitment.

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

No kidding. But, I managed it!

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

You're married. Congratulations.

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

I am! We were getting married back home--I mean we are married back home, now--but we decided to do it here, too. It's a lot less scary than I used to think it was.

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted to get married. Eventually. To the right woman.

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

I hope you wouldn't marry the wrong one.

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

...When I think about it, anyway. There are extenuating circumstances - it seems like. That prevent the possibility. Aren't there always?

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. Like you might never meet her. [a pause] Are you immortal too?

( Amy Pond )

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

Damon spoke to you about that?

( This Guy )

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

In a manner of speaking, yeah.

( Her ) [Ack, sorry, I thought they'd exchanged names, gah]

[historyrepeater.livejournal.com]

Define in a manner of speaking.

( Stefan ) [no, you're right, they did, I'm senile]

[too-fairytale.livejournal.com]

He said he doesn't like marriage because... you can't sign up to spend an eternity with someone without knowing what "eternity" is actually like. And if you did, you wouldn't sign up at all. Then he told me to shut up because I don't understand anything about eternity, even though my husband spent two thousand years guarding me while I was mostly dead. I'm pretty sure that means he's immortal. Or something really close to it.