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[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ dictated early in the morning, since the journal was left open all night in case of emergencies. unfortunately special tooth fairy magic made a certain ninja sleep through having a tooth stolen, so the following cry is one filled with wounded pride and shattered dignity ]

What...?!

MY TOOTH! What's going on?! Teeth don't just fall out! What... Is that money?!

[ a long pause where there's some labored breathing of someone...trying to contain their rage, before there's a deadpan ]

Somebody is going to die for this.

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[concretejungles]

[Oh that doesn't sound like fun. He's going to cower in his room and hope she doesn't follow the fairy dust.]

Does it hurt?

[luv8vul.livejournal.com]

...You sound a little old to be having visits from the tooth fairy.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

...Okuzaki?

[you can probably hear the amusement in her voice]

[overly.livejournal.com]

[ that outburst causes Takumi to jerk awake and nearly topple out of his own bed, but when he hears the word tooth he manages to wipe some of the sleep out of his eyes ]

Akira-kun?

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ JUST...GLARES, and then quickly turns away covering her mouth sdkfhsskd ]

Someone snuck in here while we were sleeping!

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

What kind of question is that?!

[ dude idk, does it? ]

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

I don't know anything about any tooth fairy! But there is a freak with a fetish sneaking into people's rooms at night.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ SCREAM. this is not how...she imagined talking to you, ugh. she's actually too flustered to respond properly ]

K-Kuga-senpai...!

[concretejungles]

[Probably not ahahah.]

I was just showing concern for your possible pain.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

No, it doesn't! But that doesn't even matter!

[concretejungles]

If you say so. But you know, if the tooth fairy came to see you, you must be young at heart! That's a compliment! Probably beautiful, too!

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ KJHDSF BLUSH ]

What's that supposed to mean?! That there's a pervert lurching around our rooms at night?! Who knows what else he took! Besides, I'm a guy!

[concretejungles]

Men can be beautiful too, Even if they don't interest me.

Who knows, maybe it's a HOMO PERVERT WITH A TOOTH FETISH!

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[Totally grinning. Things are always a lot more amusing when it's not happening to her.]

At least you got paid.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

Shut up, you're only making it worse!

[ oh my god now she is like...terrified. WHAT ELSE DID HE DO WHILE SHE WAS ASLEEP? GROPE HER? IF SO SOMEONE KNOWS SHE'S A GIRL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FML ]

I'll kill him! I swear!

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ fml fml fml fml fml fml ]

You make it sound like...like...!

[ something just got broken, yais it did ]

This isn't the time for jokes! Someone snuck into my room without me knowing! [ DO YOU REALIZE WHAT IT MEANS TO OUTSNEAK A NINJA ] You could be next.

[concretejungles]

Ah-- [A pause. Well, he just made it worse for himself. Now he wants to go try and muddle his trail somehow.]

Isn't that a little extreme for a tooth?

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

He humiliated me! And if he really is a pervert, who knows what else he tried to do! And Takumi was in danger, too!

It's not too extreme at all.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[completely unfazed]

Right. I'll keep an eye out. [besides. You'll probably have killed the perpetrator by then.]

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ damn straight she will. dafkjhsdkasd. so...embarrassed...sob doesn't even know what else to say ]

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Was anything else taken? [still not quite sure how you managed to sleep through a tooth extraction]

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ THAT'S WHY MAGIC OR DRUGS WERE OBVIOUSLY INVOLVED ]

I don't think so... But I have to talk to Takumi first.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[too late. Opinion on ninjas has already been lowered.]

...He's in your room?

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ SHUT UP trust me her pride is in shambles ]

We were roommates before, weren't we?

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that was mandated.