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[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ dictated early in the morning, since the journal was left open all night in case of emergencies. unfortunately special tooth fairy magic made a certain ninja sleep through having a tooth stolen, so the following cry is one filled with wounded pride and shattered dignity ]

What...?!

MY TOOTH! What's going on?! Teeth don't just fall out! What... Is that money?!

[ a long pause where there's some labored breathing of someone...trying to contain their rage, before there's a deadpan ]

Somebody is going to die for this.

Comments

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

What kind of question is that?!

[ dude idk, does it? ]

[concretejungles]

[Probably not ahahah.]

I was just showing concern for your possible pain.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

No, it doesn't! But that doesn't even matter!

[concretejungles]

If you say so. But you know, if the tooth fairy came to see you, you must be young at heart! That's a compliment! Probably beautiful, too!

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ KJHDSF BLUSH ]

What's that supposed to mean?! That there's a pervert lurching around our rooms at night?! Who knows what else he took! Besides, I'm a guy!

[concretejungles]

Men can be beautiful too, Even if they don't interest me.

Who knows, maybe it's a HOMO PERVERT WITH A TOOTH FETISH!

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

Shut up, you're only making it worse!

[ oh my god now she is like...terrified. WHAT ELSE DID HE DO WHILE SHE WAS ASLEEP? GROPE HER? IF SO SOMEONE KNOWS SHE'S A GIRL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FML ]

I'll kill him! I swear!

[concretejungles]

Ah-- [A pause. Well, he just made it worse for himself. Now he wants to go try and muddle his trail somehow.]

Isn't that a little extreme for a tooth?

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

He humiliated me! And if he really is a pervert, who knows what else he tried to do! And Takumi was in danger, too!

It's not too extreme at all.

[concretejungles]

Well maybe it was a real tooth fairy! You'd be disappointing children everywhere if you killed the tooth fairy!

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

...I don't know anything about a tooth fairy. But a thief is a thief.

[concretejungles]

I guess so, if you say so. But maybe it was the castle's fault?

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

You're making an awful lot of excuses for something you aren't even involved in. Do you know something?

[concretejungles]

No, not at all! I just think the tooth fairy sounds really cool.

Hey, someone's calling for me so I'd better go! Good luck finding that guy.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ oh gee suddenly being 'called away' while being confronted? NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL ]

Hn, whatever you say.

[ WILL FIND YOU AND HURT YOU ]