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[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ dictated early in the morning, since the journal was left open all night in case of emergencies. unfortunately special tooth fairy magic made a certain ninja sleep through having a tooth stolen, so the following cry is one filled with wounded pride and shattered dignity ]

What...?!

MY TOOTH! What's going on?! Teeth don't just fall out! What... Is that money?!

[ a long pause where there's some labored breathing of someone...trying to contain their rage, before there's a deadpan ]

Somebody is going to die for this.

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[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[Totally grinning. Things are always a lot more amusing when it's not happening to her.]

At least you got paid.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ fml fml fml fml fml fml ]

You make it sound like...like...!

[ something just got broken, yais it did ]

This isn't the time for jokes! Someone snuck into my room without me knowing! [ DO YOU REALIZE WHAT IT MEANS TO OUTSNEAK A NINJA ] You could be next.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[completely unfazed]

Right. I'll keep an eye out. [besides. You'll probably have killed the perpetrator by then.]

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ damn straight she will. dafkjhsdkasd. so...embarrassed...sob doesn't even know what else to say ]

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Was anything else taken? [still not quite sure how you managed to sleep through a tooth extraction]

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ THAT'S WHY MAGIC OR DRUGS WERE OBVIOUSLY INVOLVED ]

I don't think so... But I have to talk to Takumi first.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[too late. Opinion on ninjas has already been lowered.]

...He's in your room?

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ SHUT UP trust me her pride is in shambles ]

We were roommates before, weren't we?

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that was mandated.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

Does it matter? He needs someone to look after him.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Devoted, aren't you? [at least this explains why she doesn't see him in their hallway]

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ this is treading on dangerously private territory ]

You're a friend of his sister, aren't you? You should understand.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Yeah, more or less.

I take it he's doing alright? [would like a confirmation, tyvm. Berserk!Mai is not fun if we ever get one]

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

...Of course. I wouldn't be complaining about a tooth if he wasn't. If you want to see him, I...guess I wouldn't be opposed to that.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

I figured. I just wanted to make sure.

...Heh. Thanks?

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

He's adjusted surprisingly well. Trying to join some baking club and everything. [ god he's such a sissy ]

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[flashbacks of the iron chef incident]

[...shudder]

Well, better him than me.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

It seems in some ways he's a better female than a lot of you.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[...]

Oi. You're one to talk.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ WATCH IT GURL THIS IS PUBLIC ]

What's that supposed to mean?

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[tact? What's that?]

Never mind.

[...]

So maybe you should find a dentist.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

First I'm going to find the person who did this.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Want any help?

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

No. ...Thank you.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Suit yourself.