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[ dictated early in the morning, since the journal was left open all night in case of emergencies. unfortunately special tooth fairy magic made a certain ninja sleep through having a tooth stolen, so the following cry is one filled with wounded pride and shattered dignity ]

What...?!

MY TOOTH! What's going on?! Teeth don't just fall out! What... Is that money?!

[ a long pause where there's some labored breathing of someone...trying to contain their rage, before there's a deadpan ]

Somebody is going to die for this.

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[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ not dignifying that with an answer. THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES ]

[saikyou-saiaku.livejournal.com]

[but nothing is more hilarious than stupid things happening at others' expense...

are you feeling the unspoken HAHAHAHAH radiating off the page? You really should :\]

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[ YOU COULD BE NEXT sob. oh she knows, but her pride won't let her respond TOO UPSET RIGHT NOW ]