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[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ dictated early in the morning, since the journal was left open all night in case of emergencies. unfortunately special tooth fairy magic made a certain ninja sleep through having a tooth stolen, so the following cry is one filled with wounded pride and shattered dignity ]

What...?!

MY TOOTH! What's going on?! Teeth don't just fall out! What... Is that money?!

[ a long pause where there's some labored breathing of someone...trying to contain their rage, before there's a deadpan ]

Somebody is going to die for this.

Comments

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

I figured. I just wanted to make sure.

...Heh. Thanks?

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

He's adjusted surprisingly well. Trying to join some baking club and everything. [ god he's such a sissy ]

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[flashbacks of the iron chef incident]

[...shudder]

Well, better him than me.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

It seems in some ways he's a better female than a lot of you.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[...]

Oi. You're one to talk.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ WATCH IT GURL THIS IS PUBLIC ]

What's that supposed to mean?

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

[tact? What's that?]

Never mind.

[...]

So maybe you should find a dentist.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

First I'm going to find the person who did this.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Want any help?

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

No. ...Thank you.

[sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Suit yourself.