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[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ dictated early in the morning, since the journal was left open all night in case of emergencies. unfortunately special tooth fairy magic made a certain ninja sleep through having a tooth stolen, so the following cry is one filled with wounded pride and shattered dignity ]

What...?!

MY TOOTH! What's going on?! Teeth don't just fall out! What... Is that money?!

[ a long pause where there's some labored breathing of someone...trying to contain their rage, before there's a deadpan ]

Somebody is going to die for this.

Comments

[luv8vul.livejournal.com]

Usually it's somebody who lives with you.

Though I do see how that would harder in Paradisa.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

...That makes no sense.

[luv8vul.livejournal.com]

It's just something parents tell their children. Just like Santa Claus, if Santa delivered money for teeth instead of delivering presents.

[setsubousuru.livejournal.com]

[ since celty explained it... ]

My tooth wasn't loose or anything! This was just a pervert.