[identity profile] noneckchump.livejournal.com
[Outside the castle is a really long table with many, MANY pies on top. There are lots of different kinds to choose from and they are very delicious. Eddy picks up a megaphone and speaks into it. And yes, he has his journal next to him so EVERYONE can hear about this. Wybie and Coraline may have to make some apologies to some grumpy costumers.]

COME ONE! COME ALL!

GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!

GOOD OL' FRESH PIES! ALL SORTSA FLAVORS!

FIVE BUCKS A POP!

6 Quarters

Nov. 15th, 2010 11:39 am
[identity profile] noneckchump.livejournal.com
Hey what happens around the holidays in this place? Nothin' freaky right?

Wybie, Coraline )

5 Quarters

Oct. 30th, 2010 02:36 pm
[identity profile] noneckchump.livejournal.com
Hey! This is a question for any of you guys that, ya know, have been here for a long time.

What's the best trick-or-treat route around here? Cuz' I need to get my fix on some good ol' sweets. Can't celebrate Halloween without them! [Chuckles.]

If anyone wants to trick or treat with me, just meet me in the lobby at like 7. I'll be dressed up as Zombie Elvis so don't even THINK about copying my idea. Got it? Good. And don't steal any of my candy, I count that stuff so I'll KNOW if just a piece is gone.

4 Quarters

Oct. 6th, 2010 09:25 pm
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[For the last couple hours or so, Eddy has been keeping himself busy in the kitchen. He's attempting to bake him and his friends a very nice chocolate cake. Too bad for him that he's never really worked with a stove before and just can't seem to figure out how the heck to turn it on. Oh Eddy...]

STUPID FREAKIN' OVEN. WORK ALREADY!!!

[Eddy kicks the stove angrily (and stupidly) and grips his foot right afterward.]

YEEOWWWWW!!!

[OOC: Feel free to bother him, he needs the company. And taunting lol.]

3 Quarters

Sep. 5th, 2010 09:05 pm
[identity profile] noneckchump.livejournal.com
Who's idea was THIS? Cuz' it's pretty lame is ya ask me.

[He pauses just so he can grunt and mumble about this whole situation. He's not quite used to his new teenage body and the fact that he's STILL short is not helping anything.]

Man! This sucks! I don't wanna go to some stupid school tomorrow!

Coraline )

2 Quarters

Aug. 27th, 2010 11:58 am
[identity profile] noneckchump.livejournal.com
[Eddy is outside the castle today, laying down on a soft towel and occasinally taking a sip from a cold bottle of soda that's near his side. He's wearing nothing but bright yellow swim trunks with a purple stripe on the front left leg and a pair of sunglasses. He usually likes being in the game room or the pool but today he's decided to get some sun.]

Man! This is the life!

1 Quarter

Aug. 22nd, 2010 09:22 pm
[identity profile] noneckchump.livejournal.com
[For anyone standing inside the lobby, they will be seeing a short three haired boy wondering around aimlessly. He's confused, lost and very VERY frustrated.

He looks all around the area and frowns bitterly. No Double-D. No Ed. No Jonny 2x4. No Plank. No Nazz. No Sarah. No Jimmy. No Rolf. No Kankers. Not even that shovel chin jerk Kevin. And further more, NO cal-de-sac. He knows something isn't right here and it only serves to annoy him more. He wants to take the journal in his hand and throw it at someone but doesn't.]


WHERE THE HECK AM I???!!!

19th Scam

Nov. 18th, 2009 11:38 pm
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
[Eddy isn't really himself today, he actually doesn't even look like himself. Instead of a bowler shirt with baggy jeans, he's sporting a yellow dress adorned with pink flower print, white high heeled shoes and a blonde wig. He looks quite distraught as he seems to have lost something. He skips around the front of the castle in a panic.]

Casey? Sweety? Where are you? Mommy doesn't like it when you play hide n seek like this!

Oh dear...

Hello? Has anyone seen my Casey Jr. anywhere?

[OOC: Loss time for Eddy! More info about it here.]

18th Scam

Nov. 6th, 2009 09:26 pm
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
So I missed out on scary zombie action crap, huh? Good, that stuff ain't up my alley, that's more of Lumpy's thing.

For once, I'm actually freaking happy to miss Halloween. Stupid castle...

Hey!

Is there any other kids here 'sides me and Wybie?

17th Scam

Oct. 27th, 2009 10:36 pm
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
Ok. Today was awesome, this castle should do stuff like this all the time.

[Chewing noises are heard as he stuffs half a caramel apple in his mouth.]

Sure, the kiddy decorating was stupid but hey, free candy and I ain't resisting that offer.

16th Scam

Oct. 20th, 2009 10:46 pm
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
Hey guys! What's the best trick or treat route around here? This place does have a Halloween, right?

15th Scam

Oct. 7th, 2009 10:37 am
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
[Right around the duck pond, Eddy is laying around on a leaf pile, covered in tiny orange and yellow leaves himself while sucking on some jawbreakers. He's supposed to be looking around for a tutor but he can't help it if he sees a huge leaf pile that's just begging to be jumped in.

OOC: Feel free to bug the heck out him. He really does need to be bothered about finding a teacher.]


Ahhhhhh, this is the life.

14th Scam

Sep. 30th, 2009 01:03 pm
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
[Eddy wakes up and breaks his alarm clock, tossing it the pile of the other broken ones. He rubs his eyes and looks out the window. Rain again, no surprise even if he didn't like it. But something didn't feel right. Everything actually looked a bit different then before especially the trees, are those leaves turning orange when they were bright green yesterday? He takes a look at the calender to find to be September 30th even though he swore that yesterday was the 9th.]

Uhhh, guys, how long have I been out?

13th Scam

Sep. 8th, 2009 01:22 am
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
There's no school here at this place is there? Cuz this place'll get lots of points off it's sucking meter if it doesn't.

12th Scam

Aug. 31st, 2009 08:05 pm
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
[Stares out at the window with his face against it, deadpan expression. He is bored out of his mind.]

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate rain.

There's NOTHING to do! No people to scam. No cash to collect. No jawbreakers to suck on. NOTHING! Nothing but stupid rain.

11th Scam

Aug. 19th, 2009 06:15 pm
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
Hey. To whoever runs the auction thing.

SIGN ME UP.

COME ON LADIES, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA PIECE OF GOOD OL' HANDSOME EDDY.

10th Scam

Aug. 14th, 2009 02:41 pm
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
[Outside the castle is a table with multiple buckets of the gravy that rained a couple days ago. Beside it is a eye catching and shiny sign. Eddy grinned, this scam would be a success for sure. He and Wybie are going to be so rich, he could already taste those jawbreakers. He brings out a megaphone to attract costumers. As if he actually needs it though. In the back of his mind, he did hope nothing would screw this up.]

COME ON! COME ALL!

THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY AND YOU DON'T WANNA MISS IT!

EVER FEEL YOUR TURKEY AIN'T GOOD TASTING ENOUGH? WANT SOMETHING TO ADD TO THOSE MASHED POTATOES?

THEN GET READY TO DROOL BECAUSE YOU'RE IN LUCK!

COME BUY OUR SPECIALTY MAGICAL GRAVY!

WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THAT BORING GRAVY WHEN YOU COULD DIP YOUR LADLES INTO THE REAL GOOD STUFF THAT WE GOT? ONLY 5 BUCKS A POP!

9th Scam

Aug. 12th, 2009 12:50 am
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
......

It's...

raining gravy?

SERIOUSLY?

GRAVY?!

WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUPID STUFF?

Why can't it rain like jawbreakers or cash? That stuff is wayyyyy better then gravy.

Where's Lumpy when ya need him? I know HE would love this.

[Eddy sighs at that thought and sulks for a little bit. He's misses his friends very much.]

8th Scam

Aug. 6th, 2009 07:48 pm
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
I MISSED OUT ON A TWO NIGHT PARTY AND NO ONE EVEN TOLD ME ABOUT IT????

I


HATE


THIS


PLACE.


[Soon incoherent angry sounds are heard along with frustrated yelling, lots and lots of yelling.]

7th Scam

Aug. 5th, 2009 11:57 am
[identity profile] quartersncandy.livejournal.com
Since the doctor jerk's gone, I say we all have a party. A big party with lots of food, music, and drinks. Come on! Who's with me? This is place is so boring! It needs more fun and excitement!

Oh yeah, since a lotta people can see this, the name's Eddy. And why yesssss ladies, I am very much single and available.

About the Archive

"Paradisa Lost" is the archive of what the journals contained between December 1st, 2006 and January 10th, 2012. On that final day, Paradisa issued new journals, so that the residents could fill them up again. While there are still residents around who have old journals, we have chosen to preserve the old journals here for muns' reference and history.

"Lost" in the title refers to both the old journals that the residents once kept, and also to our move to Dreamwidth from the original Livejournal community, where Paradisa started. It is a fresh start for muns, as well as for the characters.

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