Σ001; is there a doctor in the house?

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

[And lo, from the grounds outside the castle comes the distinct sounds of the TARDIS’s VWORP VWORP, and a Doctor puttering around the console. A little muffled by the partially-opened door:] Well, at the very least that wasn’t a permanent dematerialization.

[And the sounds grow fainter as the Doctor exits the TARDIS to have a look around where she’s landed.] -Well. It's hardly the Grand Hotel, but then, what is these days? Depending on the days, of course. You can't be expected to judge early 19th by, oh, 45th century standards. Though it's hardly as if...

Oh dear.

[She raises a hand to her forehead.] I'm talking to myself again. I've got to stop that, next thing you know I'll be getting a cat and then there'll be nothing for it. [Siiiiiigh- oh wait, hold on. She picks up the journal.]

What's this?

Comments

[recordhistory.livejournal.com]

[dictated] ... 45th century?

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

Is that an... echo?

[recordhistory.livejournal.com]

[a recorded chuckle]

Nope, not an echo. You found a weird book sitting around somewhere over there, right?

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

Of course not, the harmonics are all wrong. Yes, I have.

[:O! Is someone going to explain things to her without her asking first? What a novelty!]

[recordhistory.livejournal.com]

So I'm guessing you probably just got here and it's some place you've never seen before.

Everybody here's got one of those books, by the way. You can talk to any of 'em like this, not just me.

Dictated

[thirteenth.livejournal.com]

[He is beginning to recognise the tell-tale sounds of someone new to the castle.]

Ah, hello?

Written out.

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

Hello. Who is this?

Written

[thirteenth.livejournal.com]

My name is Ukitake Jyuushiro, have you just arrived?

Likewise.

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

I'm the Doctor, and yes, I have. This is a bit... >strike>What sort of paper is this?

Where have I arrived?

=)

[thirteenth.livejournal.com]

[Another Doctor?!]

This is Paradisa castle, I'm afraid it pulls people in at random and doesn't allow them to leave.

[thosethatrun.livejournal.com]

[ That noise? That would be Ten's jaw dropping. ]

No. It can't be.

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

[Scratch-scratch-scratch written out.] Quite possibly. If I had to guess, though, I'd say psychic paper. Am I right?

[thosethatrun.livejournal.com]

Something like it, too be sure, though it's not completely psychic.

But. You're here. Why are you here?

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

You know, I haven't the slightest idea.

[cricketycricket.livejournal.com]

.... You know, that was very very much a TARDIS. But you are very, very much an unfamiliar voice.

[and since he's been busy checking his own ship over after what the castle did to it, he completely misses Ten's conversation. whoops]

.... Nothing for it, I suppose! I'm the Doctor. Welcome to Paradisa.

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, my erstwhile.... Fifth, is it?

[cricketycricket.livejournal.com]

.... [not really hostile, just ... very very very confused] I beg your pardon, my Lady, but ... your erstwhile Fifth?

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

[It's okay, Five, she's been through this already.]

So to speak. It appears the Time Lords were not as... certain about alternate universes as they thought they were.

Hardly surprising, really.

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

Paradise Lost! We even have rings~

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

...Do you?

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

Yes! But they're not big enough.

[not-theman-iwas.livejournal.com]

I understand they can be sized.

[queendramabitch.livejournal.com]

[NOT EVEN GONNA WRITE ANYTHING]

[paradisamods]

[ooc: this is just a note to let you know that we've changed your tag, to more accurately denote that your version of the third Doctor is an AU one, and in case a canon third Doctor ever arrives into Paradisa.]

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