2nd Complaint

[the-team-sucks.livejournal.com]

[Grif is sprawled out on a couch in the lobby in such a way that it might constitute furniture abuse, wearing full armor except his helmet, which is sitting on the floor next to the furniture. He's smoking, the picture of lazy contentment. He's already eaten far more than his fill and is digesting. He's writing in his journal, his writing's lazy and a little messy but far from illegible despite smoking with the other hand.]

Okay. I think I know how this works now, you write stuff and other people can see it. Anyway I thought of some crap to tell you.

1) This all might be a really complicated hallucination and I'm in a coma somewhere, but considering I didn't get anything this interesting after I was hit by a tank I kind of doubt it.
2) Apparently there was somebody with my name here before? And who sounded like me? I just know I've never been here and I have no idea who any of you are. I've kind of skimmed some of the old stuff in here a little bit and... I guess this guy could've been me. I mean he sounds like me and he thinks like I do and... I guess... but I don't remember any of that.

I don't actually care what you think about if that was me or wasn't me because I don't even know anymore, but if you knew me before, can we just start over? And besides, I hate having to read.

So, in conclusion:
Hi, castle. I'm Grif.

(OOC: Journal or running across him in the lobby's fine.)

Comments

[encryptedlock]

You do come back after two weeks, you know. When you die here, I mean. It's not permanent.

[the-team-sucks.livejournal.com]

[He's quiet for a moment, considering retracting that bet. But then that would sound like he thinks he's going to be eaten by a giant pumpkin or some shit, and he'd never live that down.]

Do people die often?
I mean, what is there to fight over here anyway?

[encryptedlock]

Usually not unless something's attacking us, or someone decides to go crazy for a week. I think as long as you don't go around bothering people who could swat you like a fly? You'll be fine.

[the-team-sucks.livejournal.com]

Okay. Nobody told me about getting attacked.

Attacked by what?

[Grif, the more questions you ask the less perfect things are. Don't you know?]

[encryptedlock]

Most of the time? Nothing at all.

But once every couple of months, we have to fight. Like dinosaurs.

[the-team-sucks.livejournal.com]

...

That would be awesome if it didn't sound like something that wanted to kill me.

[encryptedlock]

It actually was kinda fun before they all broke loose.

[the-team-sucks.livejournal.com]

Alright.

If I see any dinosaurs, I'll remember to make sure they don't break loose.

Or climb a tree. Whichever works.

[encryptedlock]

Sounds like a plan to me.