First Beer and Bang

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Holy FUCKING god. I am so fucking drunk right now.

So, who here likes taking a baseball bat to a guy's junk? Especially when they're alive and shit. Best. Scream. Ever. If you get a good one, they don't stop screaming either. Least, not until you get a home run and knock their head into the wall.

Speaking of which, clean up needs to come and do some fucking clean up here. Hope you're not afraid of a little blood~

[Burp]

Fuck, I need another one. [Cracks a brewskie open, downs it] Now that's what I call smooth.

Comments

[abadgirl.livejournal.com]

What the fuck.

[abadgirl.livejournal.com]

What.

[abadgirl.livejournal.com]

The.

[abadgirl.livejournal.com]

FUCK.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Uh, I got you the first time.

[abadgirl.livejournal.com]

No. No. Get out.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

No. Fuck you. You get out!

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

Oh God.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Is that fucker here or something? Cause if he is, I totally got a few things to say to him.

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

Uh, no, definitely not. If he was, this would have never happened.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

This? What? If God was here, I couldn't get drunk and paint my walls with some dude's face? Good. Hope he never shows up.

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Clean up of what exactly?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Uh, isn't that obvious? Do I have to spell it out for you dipshits?

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

[speaking of contingency plans....]

Where are you?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Uh...I don't know.

I can tell you where I'm not. Sober.

[imahumanryo.livejournal.com]

You're still not done with this shit, man? Fuck. Can I at least come to the room and take a shower this time?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you spewing over? Who the fuck do you think you are? This is my room and my room only. Unless you want to play~

[imahumanryo.livejournal.com]

I'm Ryoki and we normally share a room when you aren't being fucking weird and I have had this conversation too many fucking times. I just want a shower, damn it.

[abadgirl.livejournal.com]

Bitch.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Whore.

[abadgirl.livejournal.com]

I know you are but what am I.

[chosenfake.livejournal.com]

... WHAT.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Ugh, can't you just reread it instead of asking a dumbfuck question?

[chosenfake.livejournal.com]

... I'm just... not gonna ask.

[shuts the journal fhdjkslfd]

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Does this mean you're wearing pink? Can I call you Travette?