Mask 078 - Years Fly By

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Wow. I didn't even know it had come and gone.

Felt slow at times, felt lightning fast at others. Met a lot of good people. Met a lot of bad ones too. Opened a bar, got employees, lost employees, blackmailed some residents. Fought like a mother fucker, got beat to shit, beat some others to shit, killed and was killed.

Made friends, got a family, got a divorce, had fun doing all three. Kicked down some doors, got strangers drunk, lots of yelling and screaming.

Pretty weird year, if you ask me. But I wouldn't have it any other way.

Do I get a cake and a present, Castle Wonderfuck? It better be chocolate you cheap fuck!

Comments

[maces.livejournal.com]

Castle already did the cake thing.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with a repeated performance.

[yosukestrike.livejournal.com]

[... he just kind of glazed over all that. What he gets from the message is that this man is completely and totally insane not that he didn't already know, pfft.]

What?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

...[Repeated in the exact same tone]

Wow. I didn't even know it had come and gone.

Felt slow at times, felt lightning fast at others. Met a lot of good people. Met a lot of bad ones too. Opened a bar, got employees, lost employees, blackmailed some residents. Fought like a mother fucker, got beat to shit, beat some others to shit, killed and was killed.

Made friends, got a family, got a divorce, had fun doing all three. Kicked down some doors, got strangers drunk, lots of yelling and screaming.

Pretty weird year, if you ask me. But I wouldn't have it any other way.

Do I get a cake and a present, Castle Wonderfuck? It better be chocolate you cheap fuck!

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

You've been here a YEAR?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

That's right. A full fucking year.

[scarredcalm.livejournal.com]

Birthday or Anniversary?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Totally an anniversary.

[notcaged.livejournal.com]

Divorce?

[maces.livejournal.com]

Did you really have to ask?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Yes. A tragic and painful divorce between me and Palmella Handerson.

[piercesheaven.livejournal.com]

A whole year?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

A whole damn year.

[clawsofadragon.livejournal.com]

[She's stared at this for a while and still isn't quite sure what it says.]

...Did you have a birthday?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Nah. More like an anniversary. Been a year since I got holed up in this joint.

[twogirlsonetuck.livejournal.com]

You know? Half of that shit doesn't sound that bad.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

The other half makes up for it.

[chosenfake.livejournal.com]

You've been here a whole year?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Yup. Pretty fucked up, huh?

[collareddog.livejournal.com]

Ah. You've been here a year, sir?

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Fucking right I have.

[imahumanryo.livejournal.com]

It's going to be two years for me end of May. [Is trying to one up you here]

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Well, you're a half pint, so to years only count as one for you.

[Ryoki]

Got a proposition for you...Fuck.

Can I ask you a question?

[lessthanstelar.livejournal.com]

Happy something or other!! [lulz, he has no idea what to say. Having The Trap come back kind of melted his brain a little \o/;; ]

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Something or other indeed.

You are way too happy. What's going done?

[love-alice-chan.livejournal.com]

I didn't think that was something you'd want to celebrate.

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

Why not? I met people didn't I? Met you, didn't I? Sounds like the kind of shit you oughta celebrate.