[11]: How I missed you, my life.

[not-a-lez.livejournal.com]

That's not funny, castle. Things were good! Okay, well, there was that thing with the midget, and that guy who's mom looked exactly like me, but oh my god, Dr. Baird. He was amazing, and smelled like frosting, do you know how many guys like to bake? And I may have read all his mail, stalked him just a little bit, and accidentally roofied him, but he still wanted to date me! And we had the most awkward Valentine's Day date ever, but I think he's still interested. And MOST IMPORTANTLY, in 2009, I've had sex two more times than Jack Donaghy. So if you could send me back now, that would be great.

[pause] So um....what did I miss?

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[workswithidiots.livejournal.com]

You got sent home, too, huh?

...Did you see the space zombies?

[not-a-lez.livejournal.com]

.....You're kidding, right?

[workswithidiots.livejournal.com]

...You missed the space zombies? DUDE, I got to shoot things.

[not-a-lez.livejournal.com]

Bummer! ...I mean, I bet it was terrifying, but my inner geek got excited for a minute.

[workswithidiots.livejournal.com]

It was not-fun with the people dying, but I liked the shooting bit. I went back home myself recently and needed something to let the anger out on. Space zombies worked.

[not-a-lez.livejournal.com]

That part does suck, yeah. I hope most people made it? [pause] I don't think I would've been very good at the shooting part, I doubt video game experience and shooting a guy on accident really counts.

...What happened at home?

[workswithidiots.livejournal.com]

I think ten people died in total. [Laugh] How do you shoot a guy on accident?

Ths usual, corporate hoodwinking, idiots brothers, big family dramas. [Well, okay, her family drama is especially big >>] Same old.

[not-a-lez.livejournal.com]

Ouch, that's a lot. And erm...by being a klutz? But he was kind of an ass, so I didn't really feel bad about shooting him in the ass. I'd like to think of it as karma.

Oh boy, sounds like a drink or ten is in order.

[workswithidiots.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is. Karma is always good, especially with stupid asses.

I hear that, this place dragged me back at the worst possible time.

[boredsamaritan.livejournal.com]

Sounds like your life took a turn for the better. Me, I'm in bed hibernation after all that space zombie crap. Still, not a bad way to spend my birthday.

So come on, Jack Donaghy, I want to know everything.

[not-a-lez.livejournal.com]

Wait, it's your birthday?

I think Jack has worse luck with women than I have with men, and that's saying something.

[boredsamaritan.livejournal.com]

Not about him, you and this more sex than him thing.

And yeah it is, s'funny, I feel younger this year, than I did last.