[11]: How I missed you, my life.

[not-a-lez.livejournal.com]

That's not funny, castle. Things were good! Okay, well, there was that thing with the midget, and that guy who's mom looked exactly like me, but oh my god, Dr. Baird. He was amazing, and smelled like frosting, do you know how many guys like to bake? And I may have read all his mail, stalked him just a little bit, and accidentally roofied him, but he still wanted to date me! And we had the most awkward Valentine's Day date ever, but I think he's still interested. And MOST IMPORTANTLY, in 2009, I've had sex two more times than Jack Donaghy. So if you could send me back now, that would be great.

[pause] So um....what did I miss?

Comments

[workswithidiots.livejournal.com]

You got sent home, too, huh?

...Did you see the space zombies?

[boredsamaritan.livejournal.com]

Sounds like your life took a turn for the better. Me, I'm in bed hibernation after all that space zombie crap. Still, not a bad way to spend my birthday.

So come on, Jack Donaghy, I want to know everything.